Lou Brusch

The “mince” pie at Motherwell, which civilisation knows as a scotch pie, has left a coating of grease on one’s fingers for as long as I can remember, which is about 2007 when Gretna played there. Speaking of - I got a steak pie at Raydale when Dalbeattie played Gretna 2008 a few months ago, and it was just beef soup in a flimsy bit of pastry that disintegrates on sight

Not trying to shill it, just curious: is anyone on here hooked up on the Helium network, or in on HNT?

That big dafty Ryan Stevenson that’s at Glenafton now. Looked at me funny on Princes Street once so decided he’s a penis

Been watching a play through of this by StephenPlays and have subsequently shelled out three pounds to get the game for XB1. Big investment but very much worth it! Don’t have any DLC so have had to live vicariously through YouTube for the island and soon-to-be Nuka World. Getting stick from the good lady about having watched (so far) 236 episodes of a man playing a game for forty minutes at a time

Merge the thread as I’m sure this will have come up before but folk that grunt when they want you to repeat yourself. Find myself replying myself with “pardon” or “sorry” to create awkward silence

What’s this I’m hearing about the referee at Innerleithen giving throw ins that the lino wasn’t, and restarting the game before a sub came on? A name in Dumfries that makes me think it’s wholly true

To heck with it, Xbox live renewed and GTA Online fired up. Anyone on and dtf?

More pressingly, who measures pitches in feet rather than yards

Any idea why Ladbrokes wasn’t on the sleeve badges of either team tonight? The sponsorship certainly hasn’t ended

Crack my ankles AW THE TIME If I touch something on the left side of my body, be it brushing against or walking on it, I need to do it with the right side Arrive at work less than a minute before I start Wander about the office when I’m on the phone (wireless headset plus mobile) Order the full meal at McDonald’s and never touch the fries Say “heck” unironically Use paper clips as cotton buds That’ll dae for now

Double whammy with Hayley McQueen bringing a wean into the world, and season 2019/20 being anchored by my pretend girlfriend (don’t tell my real one)

Quarter

Fraser Robertsaaaaaaaaan, Sky Sports at 47 would have been a helluva pick

What’s the deal with they Volkswagen Data Plugs? Got marketed to me at the turn of the year as having an £80 price tag but offered to me for free, and I got one just to measure journey details and my driving “score” Get the motor in for a service today and they ask me at every juncture if I want one despite already having one, and I think they REPLACED it! What in heck are they up to?

On one hand: magic, close the thread On the other: oh boy

I’ve had the hiccups three times today, each time for like an hour and the most recent still ongoing. Am I dying

“wee arrow people”

New front runner: Hummel

Smacked my front passenger wheel off a pavement or a pothole or something, and the side wall of the tyre now has a small chunk out of it. None of the inner part of the tyre is visible and there’s no irregular bumps or shapes to it, so is it still structurally okay?

This lassie was miles above Orla, she was anchoring in a leather skirt and legs that just kept gan [emoji30]

Who’s this wee Northern Irish piece of crumpet on Sky Sports News? She was fair excited about Hamilton-Hearts bless her

Watch Alan Main during the penalties at Hampden, he falls to his left before each one is taken and all four go to his right. Despise him for that I was 12 when they went bust and first went in January 2006 with a freebie from their schools initiative. Looking back at 22, knowing the story far better as well as getting to know some of the people involved, I am disgusted at how “we” operated. One has to concede that the last ever game was special, Gavin Skelton of all people scoring the winner with the last kick of the ball; I cried

Every Sky Sports presenter but Olivia Wayne in particular: And Rebecca Williams off of Sky, the root cause of my most inappropriate erection ever when she was presenting the Grenfell disaster Both have that “Posh girl on your course who is utter filth” look in their eye

SIAN WELBY OFF OF CHANNEL 5, CLOSE THE THREAD