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Big deal for Jones. 5 year deal with all $95 million guaranteed in the first three years. Woof!

Looks another exciting chapter in our Banter Years story.

Yup. Here is what some of their fans have to say on Ferguson from their club thread. A complete jobs for the boys signing.

As if by magic...

Apparently we might be offering a contract to Ferguson Jnr.

Surely the smart play is to invest it in more battery farms.

$85 million dead cap hit

Sorry, who is the PotUS again?

Just dropping in to say Giovanni's is shite. I've been in the flats behind the away for nearly 9 years and been to that chipper about 3 times. Each time they look annoyed you've gone in to order something. Pierinos is much better but obviously not great for the football.

I didn't catch this but a pal messaged saying someone commentating/summarising Morton v ICT said Billy Mckay was on a great goal scoring run recently. He had scored 1 goal in his last 10 games before today.

Next week would be a good time for us to win two in a row for the first time since April 23.

Did not see this coming but I'll enjoy it while it lasts.

On the plus side at least we won't need to go to Falkirk next season. Every cloud etc.

Pavel Nedved would also be good.

Penalty decision seems a little harsh and Mckay's spot kick isn't great. The Jakubiak miss is pretty awful. He actually shoots at Devine (I think) instead of the empty net. Bizarre.

What the f'cking f'ck is this!?

If I could I'd find out who those cretins are that were abusing Mckay and pay someone bigger and harder than me (like @TheScarf) to batter them.

I'd say it's as close to a gimme as you're ever likely to get. We can't score. We can barely get a shot on target. Just 3 in the last two games. At worst you will get a draw and I suspect, if you do, you'll be raging that you didn't get a win. We. Are. Honking.

We are absolutely honking. Absolutely nothing about us going forward. There is no chance we get enough wins to pull clear of 9th now because we barely score any goals. I'm resigned to finishing 9th and likely relegation to League 1.

Sheridan scores for Queens Park

Harper probably in midfield for this one? Anyway, I fancy us here. ICT 2 - 0 Dunfermline. Danny Devine hat trick.

What are we doing here?

Clancy is a terrible referee. He also looks permanently sad like his children's hamster has died and he's secretly more upset about it than he lets on.

Seems there were a number of Gardiner out chants at the game today?