QP Mental

CUP FEVER HUSS

f**k you John Lewis, you owe me and Andy big time

chronic hiccups, almost worst than me and Calshy's coughing fit eariler least if i'm dying its happening quickly

HUSSING all over the world

Mother I tried please believe me,I'm doing the best that I can.I'm ashamed of the things I've been put through,I'm ashamed of the person I am

my eye just randomly hurts like f**k, f**k OFF I WANT TO SLEEP YOU b*****d

any songs that have lyrics along the lines of getting on floors can GTF #ragingateverything

#Burnistoun in 10 minutes yass

"SAMPRUS he's giein then a right beastin the night" also notice he calls Hooper "HOOPSY" "away the hoopsy" #PATSoftheworldunite

cuntish iPod decided to commit suicide nothing to do with the fact I was playing spandau ballet for about the millionth time this week #OBVS

anyone see Brian McPhee on Rab C their? spot of the century

http://t.co/dkHvwKgo this is fucking nuts!

http://t.co/lykpSolP some of these are worth checking out cleverly done!

usually don't watch this garbage #xfactor but the miming on that intro is fucking terrible!!!

me and Waugh's hi-five yesterday is the most amazing thing ever to happen in my life thus far, phenomenal stuff

up for 7am #MOTD I AM A FUCKING LEGEND

clocks going back for a insomniac just hell on earth #imgonnydie

chocolate salty balls being played on #radio1 right now #chortle

apparently in Taggart the phrase "thurs been a murder" has never been said #pointlessrandomfacts

Stranraer on Saturday after whats bound to be a horrficly drunken Friday night out i'm really going to die #FFS

half 5 in the morning... we meet again...

http://t.co/kmcSqaho @Gall1985 SNOOOOOOD