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  1. Guy X

    Jason Biggs is a soldier in the US Army in 1979, mistakenly transferred to Greenland, to a base run by the crazy Colonel (Jermey Northam) and his smokin Sergeant (Natasha MacElhone). Although everyone just seems to get drunk and watch "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers", there is something more sinister going on... :o

    Weird, but very enjoyable...Biggs proves his worth as an actor, rather than just some clown wi his cock in a pie... :lol: MacElhone is gorgoeus and puts in a good effort...Northam, is a great pyscho :lol:

    Worth the watch

    7.5/10

  2. Die Hard 4.0

    It was actually pretty good!!! :D Bruce was his usual "couldnt give a shit shouldn't really be here" Maclean type self, Justin Long was a decent enough sidekick, his daughter was smokin, Timothy Oliphant was not too shabby a baddie either.

    My burrd came away with a cracker at the end, saying "that was good, but I much prefer it when his partner is in it"

    She got Die Hard mixed up with Lethal Weapon... :lol::lol::lol:

    7/10

  3. Into The Wild

    Directed by Sean Penn, starring Emile Hersch, with a few interesting small part appeareances, this is based on the true story of a college graduate, who wipes out his identity, Christopher McCandless, and becomes Alexander Supertramp, wandering across America...

    Must watch film...absolutely tremendous in every way shape and form...I would go as far to say this is now in my top 10 fave films of all time...makes me want to get up and go somewhere...anywhere...spectacular scenery... B)

    9/10

  4. Midnight Run

    Bob De Niro and Charles Grodin in a quality late 80's road movie about a bounty hunter who has 5 days to get a crooked accountant from NYC to LA and claim $100,000 dollars without gettin caught by the feds or the gangsters who want the accountant dead...

    Funny stuff, with De Niro on good form...the guy who plays Agent Moseley is quality too...well worth the watch :lol:

    8/10

    Kiss of Death

    David Caruso, Nic Cage and Samuel L Jackson cant save this dire, turgid excuse of a movie...badly acted, badly scripted, badly directed, no plot...there is nothing good to say about it...I am only giving it marks because it is laughable in places... :barf 1 hour and 40 mins of my life I will never get back... <_<

    2/10

  5. The Contract

    John Cusack and Morgan Freeman in a straight to DVD flick about Cusack taking his son on a camping trip to try and bond, only to stumble upon a dying cop who asks him to take handcuffed Freeman, a contract hitman, to the nick...Freeman's mates are looking for them though... :o

    For having a couple of top actors in it, this was poor and easy to see why it was straight to DVD...Deadly Pursuit with Tom Berenger and Kirstie Alley was much better...

    4/10

  6. I have to say, I thought at 2-0 he was done for, but what a comeback... :) Gasquet shat it big time, and he had the gall to complain about the partizan crowd, after what went on at the Paris Indoor Open when he met Andy in the final, he can go and get himself to f**k... :lol: I am extremely proud of Andy as I always believed he had the talent to improve...No doubt he faces a hell of a match against Nadal, but whatever happens, he has raised himself to a new level...Scotland is proud of you Andy B)

  7. Im currently reading " '78 - How A Nation Lost The World Cup" by Graham McColl...fantastic stuff...the attention to detail in which the events leading up to, during, and after the Argentine adventure are written is excellent, with the views of players, coaches, even Ally McLeod's wife give an insight into the hype, euphoria and dissapointment of Scotland's South American trek...I wish I'd been able to meet Ally McLeod... :(

    Finally finished the above mentioned book...excellent stuff...9/10

    a couple of chapters into the new Inspector Rebus book "The Naming of the Dead" by Ian Rankin...review to follow... :)

  8. Im currently reading " '78 - How A Nation Lost The World Cup" by Graham McColl...fantastic stuff...the attention to detail in which the events leading up to, during, and after the Argentine adventure are written is excellent, with the views of players, coaches, even Ally McLeod's wife give an insight into the hype, euphoria and dissapointment of Scotland's South American trek...I wish I'd been able to meet Ally McLeod... :(

  9. Put the bottle in the freezer for as long as you have, and drink it straight. It's brilliant when it's really cold and actually drinkable.

    Or pour the vodka into a bowl and mix it with toothpaste, it gives it a nice mint flavour.

    Not that I've ever been desperate enough to try that like........

    Aye drink it straight Adam Wee ya pussy!!! :lol:

    Anyway...c***s who throw litter out of their motors in the country side...absolutely no fuckin need for it whatsoever...c***s... :angry:

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