LiviLion

Yeah, I was more addressing whether or not it would be more understandable if it was just a graphic designer though.

Even a graphic designer should be wondering why the logo for (The) Spartans says 'Stenhousemuir' at the top of it though. I actually think if they were specifically a designer of things that it would be even worse that it's wrong.

I think he's been okay, but no better than that. I still find myself getting wound up when I think about Martindale's subs at St Johnstone, putting Sangare (a midfielder) on at left back and a full back (Brandon) on at centre mid, us conceding very soon after that is probably the perfect summary of this season. Unfortunately I think Brandon at CM is Martindale's latest galaxy brain move that he'll stick with for longer than necessary. We'll have Brandon at centre mid while Nottingham and Devlin stink the place out in defence.

Clearly just preparing for Killie running up a cricket score.

How many goals would we need to go ahead by to actually win? Wouldn't be too surprised if there were plenty goals in this, we've completely packed in the defending (never started in the first place) and the last couple months we've actually started games relatively positively - we just haven't been very successful with it. Honestly at this point I just want us to give some of the kids and reserves a run out, even though they're most likely League 2 standard at absolute best. We'll probably draw this just to prolong Martindale's shite "still in the fight" patter.

Avoiding the rest of the binfire that this thread is now, the answer to this part is unfortunately that's just how the media report on (alleged) violence against women. Any sportsperson accused of something is referred to in the media by their achievements; even in countries where anonymity for the defendant is provided the coverage will use words like "star" or refer to them being "internationalists" etc

Our defence would genuinely struggle against school children.

Nice of Hearts to get their 3rd before half time, means I can just turn the stream off and go do something else.

Jesus fucking Christ This defence would struggle at amateur level

Superb Livi defending as usual

Sean Kelly, Michael Devlin, and Michael Nottingham in the same back 4. Shankland will grab as many as he wants today

Why would the media run a story based on what some random rangers fan said on Facebook? Also as far as I'm aware there's nothing conclusive about it being the same John Ward that was in court? Very coincidental they'd have the same middle name mind, but John James is probably the most common name in Britain. Obviously doesn't mean they're not true, but I don't think the media are going to start running stories based on random Facebook or pie and bovril comments

Has been acting a bit strange for me today, in the Premiership forum it's been taking me to page 1 of Let's All Laugh at Celtic (a great thread mind), then if I scroll down and click it again I get the 'There are no unread content items' page. Not sure if there's been a change made recently, as the button used to just not show up when I'd finished my skim reading of the forum. Tartan Army section the button disappears when I've read everything, just seems to be the Premiership forum. Using Firefox and have an ad blocker on, if that helps.

Head must have been thumping this morning/afternoon

Perfect, if you can point me to a couple of these passes I'd appreciate it Cheers

Can you give me a timestamp of highlights, or post a clip? Shouldn't be difficult if it was standard passes Sounds like the surface was wet, so interested to see if it's as wildly different as what you'd see on a grass surface

Pitch discussion hasn't happened much this season, almost as if it's only a problem when we don't lose. No one will disagree that ours looks weirdly shiny and shite but anyone pretending the problem is more than aesthetic is just deliberately being an idiot. Would be interested for anyone to point out any specific point the pitch being artificial actually affected today's game? Won't hold my breath

They need to have a meeting to decide what the problem with plastic pitches is. Plastic pitch being the reason for heavy wind is a new one though, fair play.

1 matches unbeaten 1 clean sheets in a row 1 point closer to safety All aboard the Martindale redemption train

No reason for that VAR check to take as long as it did, looked pretty obvious from my seat.

Sean Kelly blowing out his arse already, genuinely infuriating watching him choose to let that ball run out for a goal kick when he could have had a good chance to get the ball in the box. Played the wind all wrong and we're now going to be trying our aimless hoofs into it, dreadful stuff.

Lengthy injury for Shamal, I'm sure is completely unrelated to us being down to 10 men

We've been so wasteful, this has got a Serbia win all over it

B teams in the league system is shite. No thanks.

Evidently no one cares. Play a mixture of kids and players contracted for next season to find something that might not stink out the Championship.