A Solicitors job description:
1. Take money from people that have rightfully earned it.
2. Give said money to somebody that has no reason to deserve it, whilst keeping a large portion for yourself.
3. Start process again.
In Glasgow, it very rarely happens, theres always one p***k standing on the left speaking to someone on their right, whilst blocking the path up. I'm one of those people who's given up on it and just walks up the stairs instead.