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That's understandable from a Dundee man. Where a jumble sale is a high class establishment .

I think it very wise, that club sit tight on contracts at the moment. Tell them, if we stay up you'll sign. No point giving anyone anything if we dont know what division we are playing in, as yet.

This is very petty. Coat hangers, everyone knows how to use them, correct? Well, no. My son hangs them the opposite way round. So you have to take it off by going under the rail. Rips my knitting. What's the f**k wrong with kids nowadays.

Speaking to my Aberdeen side of the family, they are still in the "too good a squad" camp. That may be the case, but, I'm not too sure about that. Your goalie is pishe, your fullbacks are meh. Your centre halves are a clown show. Midfield - only 1 player has a bit of dig. Shinnie, and he is slow and the game passes him by too often. The rest are ok, but overrated. Forward - Miovski is class, but on a dry spell. Duk looks like a 1 one season wonder. Apart from, all the best. I have no skin in the game, just a view of watching them about 12 times this season...

@Venti @Derry Alli @Jacksgranda wherever you are, wherever you are going. 3secs to think, take care brothers, love you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVj6JQulAhU

Easy Lionel

We were lucky to get boiled egg and a felt tip pen to decorate it ourselves.

Just add the Germans into this, before it all kicks off again. Better safe than sorry.

my son is holding the stick, I'm taking the photo.

Buddhist Monks at the fall of Siagon and now jakey weedgies at the fall of Motherwells last minute defeat. RiP.

We get chicken arseholes on a stick here. BBQ is the preferred option. Bit chewy, but tasty all the same. Will by some today at the market and post a photo.

Im confused. What age are boomers? I thought that was the age group born after WII. I was born 1974. It seems reading this thread, im now a boomer. Kids today cant even count without those fancy calculators. The good old days, when there would be a scuddy video doing the doing the rounds on the shop floor. Weeks it took before you got a shite picture fading coloured snatch of big hairy fanny. You fucking don't how good you have it...

To solve out my problems, I had to get out of drugs. I'd had enough of that. Gone to collage. Made the money.. So I took of in my bicycle.

You'll be top of the class in P&b quiz league with googling like that.

It not, irt s some Malayan sport that is also played here. 4 a team on a badminton size court. Some amazing skills to keep it on game. Give them a football, no,no. Give a pro foitballer their we wooden/plastic ball again, nono.

Wanjan 4/10. Ken 3

Looks like. @johnnydun get sent to Perths finest. Hey, bro. I not allow. Just sell the car, get on plane to Thailand. You can live with me, for a few month, get yourself away from all the trouble. We will have to share a bed, I'm cool with that. Option mate, always here for everyone

saying that i've had to attempted the 'hovershite' in India. 7hr bus ride between the taj and the pink city. sweet coffee only. finally stopped, ran to the bog... to find a mountain of shite in the bog. holding my nose throat and ears i hovered and shat out the coffee i'd been drinking for 4 hours. no bum gun, no paper. life was fine knowing you were part of the community.

i'm no toilet inspector, but we have 2 cuibs (shit) wall/try (pish). the 2 cubicals 1 asian, 1 western. at least once a week i walk into the western and there is foot marks on the seat, not the seat but you know what i mean. and shite all over the place. about 40 guys work in my place. i brought it up at the squad meeting. more or less saying who is the dirty b*****d? they walk amounst us

mr campbell to retire after the game, realising the new Mourinho of Scottish fitba smash & grab has arrived. East Fife get lucky with a 1-2 defeat. yes, i've drinking, but tomorrow when I wake up, i'll be drinking again get into this fife mob

that's for sure. but i'll hold off just now,. looks like sramash in the box at the moment. I'm still in love with the wife tbh. Late run from MCGINN?

there is no debt collecting agency knocking on your door unless you have 500ukp in parking fines. written by a debt collector for the council, then private companies in Glasgow, Perth & Dundee. me. eta greater glasgow, legal & trade (now a new name) used to sent the boys out to collect empty crisp pokes, utter scum of a company. @perthshire is where the big money is

there is a girl at my work called 'Dear', gorgeous girl to look at and speak to She is 42, well within the limit before you all start. my wife been away just now, thoughts have crossed old slipperyp mind. She is single with a 15 yo boy. Found out yesterday her ex- husband, competed suicide, shot gun to the head. I'm OUT1

don't know about the uk. but here in Thailand, i believe its the norm. my self and the good looking one, in our younger days would frequency be looked up and down and some comments thrown our way. for just walking down the high street of singburi. i been new to the area would shrugg mu shoulders, but would hit hard on the wifes mental (look on as a hooker, not messing about with words here). Times have changed, i now have 3 kids, when we walk down the street, the looks have not changed. however, my wife mindset has.... She's has masters degree in accountancy, and owns more land than a bird can fly. AND THEY KEN IT. ( I never payed a penny) book cover and all that...