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After vomiting on the side of the road, I WAS ready for Bangkok, I walked to the end the road, flagged at taxi. Hear we go..... I was taken to hotel de moc, checked in, and cried for the rest on the day. I was emotionally FUCKED, It was only 2 pm, I hid in the room. Around 8pm I ventured out to the local shop.... The hotel had has outdoor swimming pool, which I did not see on arrival. This pool was massive and on the front lawn . I went back to bed

After I have a few more beers, I'll type about my second day on my Thailand tour...when is the final day for votes?

Mon 5/10. Back with bang, watch out Grandpa. I'm may take you up on that duo

No they feel vibrations.

I'll abstain for this week. Back for next.

That keeper will get called up before Zander Clark. Quite right too!

Looking forward to it. I think I'll be supervisor on arrival.

What junction? M62 is a fascinating!

Mon 5/10

Sorry lads, turned the computer off on Friday after been pished (bad news) and only watched the Cup Final last night. I'm back and alive which is the best thing. You can have a super league I'm cool about that, however I did have a question already set up for the playoff, so I can open up everyone for 2 days. Questions. Aberdeen v Celtic are playing in the League Cup final this weekend. How many goals in total have both scored in the League Cup final, including penalty shoot-outs. You can give by both teams, however the total of both teams will be your answer. I'll kick off and give you a clue. Celtic have scored at least 1 goal (yesterday). Good Luck everyone. Winner will receive hugs and kisses @Cardinal Richelieu you team were lucky. c**t

Maybe he didn't want Celtic to score again, or his dinner was getting cold? You pick...

I walked to the end of the road, got at taxi to the city. Got a new hotel, in Bangkok. I actually vomited in the hotel at pedo & on the way in the taxi to bangkok...taxi driver did stop.

It’s been a long and tiring road to get where I am today. Thailand, Vihan Khao (white temple). I arrived, like all foreigners I was bright eyed and bushy tailed as they say. Not got a clue! My Thailand story starts as most at BKK airport, it has an official name the nobody with a tongue like mine could ever pronuche _savimabuir) . I had booked a pickup that never arrived, therefore looked around as a daft Scotman would do! Fortunately, bingo! There is a guy right in front of me giving the answers to my questions. All good, yes and no, he takes me to the hotel, but not the hotel I booked. Never mind he had a Ferrari steering wheel, that did make up for it. So he said. At the hotel, all was good, the taxi driver had already pre arrange my on-suit accommodation. “OK’ this is at 17:00 on Wednesday, I’m tired, let’s see the room. Bingo! Not the first Bingo, but actually “lets sleep here for the bhat they say” Shower, off out for the night….where I was there was no nighlife, just a bar at the hotel. Fair enough, I’m tired few beers, then head off the then city then next day. Met to two young English boys (pups) on the way to Australia, all I can say we drunk to drunk, then they got me with a photo of England flag. I wished them well, sent them on to their future. I was on mind too, GOOD MORNING,I was awake , ready to see the Bangkok city, before, we need a good belly of food. Headed off the restaurant, same place as last night, the boy before had long gone “good luck” Full English for me, I was the only person at the restaurant…until 1 then 2 sat and had breakfast, but not together on the same table. f**k it I thought they are the same as me….lets join. Breakfast was finished and about 12 people had now joined this table, I as you Know was not liking this gathering of people without my knowledge, SO I ASKED THERE NAMES, their response was. “we don’t do names until after the border” Let we take a few steps back to BKK Never mind he had a Ferrari steering wheel, that did made up for it. So he said. At the hotel, all was good, the taxi driver had already pre arrange my on-suit accommodation. I ask “im going to Bangkok, not the border” what do you mean? Big fat ugly fucker said “you not with us, mate? We’re going to Cambodia to f**k kids” they all laughed I walked to my room, collected my shite and checked out, the young girl at reception asked can I get you a taxi, I said nay, I’ll walk…maybe take me longer but I’m out I'm drunk & dont give f**k'

@Cardinal Richelieu hope see this.

Calm doon, ma luck oot. Maybe 3 We could always cheat like the rest of the fucker do teach each other the ways of the world. Then we will sit back in glory with a 6.