Dave1875

We needed a new physio table warmer since Mitchell departed tbf

Get Laidlaw and O’Connor on for the second half

Well it’s been an utter shambles so far, offering nothing going forward and look shit scared at the back Trips to Stark’s Park and Inverness beckons next season

Someone needs to take Youan’s phone off him

This'll be the game that we somehow win and buys Johnson a wee bit more time before his eventual binning after being trounced by Hearts in the cup

So he told players individually that they were getting emptied before the Hearts game?.. f**k me, talk about shooting yourself in the foot before running a marathon I've not even seen us rumoured for a player yet, I'm gonna assume the Ronan interest is dead

Did I seriously hear the commentator give the word "calf" a hard l?

inb4 0 shots on target for Hibs

Can we just skip to the World Cup break now?... Please?

Probably getting fed up of people hunting him down in the Jewel Asda for a photo

Anyone know what the whole thing with the phone torches in the second half was about? Noticed some away fans doing it and then a bunch in the west joining in

Porteous to continue his sensational form by getting sent off

That’s not true, Besuijen gave a nice keepie uppie showcase in front of the east stand when the ball went out for a throw

Few weeks on we've got Youhan, McKirdy and Boyle running about with a big meaty Ukrainian in the middle for Marshall to punt to... then again anything is better than watching Porteous tip-toe forward with the ball, not even looking for anyone making runs, turn and pass it to Hanlon or randomly punt it and get upset cause whoever he's trying to pass to doesn't get it. Weird considering when Boyle came on vs Livi, Porto was looking for him everytime

Fucking brutal after the goal, too slow and no one spotting runs. Should be playing like this when 2 or 3 up Porteous just doesn’t look interested at all

Least Ron will have the new hospitality suites as a way to deflect from the abysmal transfer business when he appears on podcasts and we get yet MOAR surveys

Andy Walker is shite but f**k me he has been diabolical this game

We were soo bad that half, zero attacking threat and only tested the goalie at the end. Send Jair back to Portugal, literally seen him make only one pass. Has zero control once he has the ball. Pass back, pass back, pass back, forward a wee bit, pass pack, pass pack and Porteous hoofs it out for a shy… think I got the Hibs game plan sorted out

Shall we draw up some bingo cards as to what f**k up Hibs can achieve next? I'm guessing we get the paperwork for a signing wrong

We wore it against Livi at the Tony Macaroni

Lets hope Paul Hanlon doesn't fancy a career as a pundit after he retires

Third kit last season if memory serves

Beating Rangers in a cup final isn't for everyone it seems...