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Yeah, there wasn't half. Thought there had been a fair bit last night as my footprints had been covered over less than half an hour after coming in, but the stuff this morning was pretty impressive. Must be a few inches now.

Snowing in Dumfries now, we've had sod all in the last week but it's coming down at a fairly steady rate just now.

Missed that too. Yup, thought they were decent enough but not enough from their second album.

Didn't realise it took 20 minutes to get the stretcher sorted at third division level.

That was the initial problem. They are now deciding who will toss the coin and who decides whether heads or tails means postpone the games. My sources tell me that the chosen ones will be decided through a rock, scissors paper competition and a noughts and crosses competition. Sadly, this includes group stages, home and away ties and the fact away paper and noughts count double. Don't worry, it'll all be over by Christmas.

That did cross my mind! Just as well they put a year on the statement or there'd be a fair chance we'd be waiting until the next Friday, August 7 for an announcement.

have heard there was a delay in the sausages and bacon being delivered, which has now been followed by a problem with Aulds getting the rolls to Hampden. You can't expect them to make a decision without a sumptious five course breakfast. I hope the don't. As I mentioned earlier, there is already a Livignston United in the junior ranks they should go and support.

If Livingston go bust and they don't go down the Airdrie United route, will their fans start up a new club like Gretna 2008 or will they support the town's other football club, Livingston United?

I half expected there to be an on screen message at the end with a number for folk to call if they'd been affected by any of the issues in the clip. The advert where the guy lost his arm was the best

Livvy could have raised some much needed cash by auctioning off the chance to tell that c**t he was being made redundant. I'd have made a huge bid.

Check out the Twitter update on the Ferranti Christ website - Don Massone won't be pleased

Terrific, top marks to whoever penned that one. I hope this thread tuns into the Gretna-style countdown we saw last year. That was excellent, very little work got done that day as I was too busy reading it and laughing. Deary, deary me. I assume this has been written by Massone's lawyer who advised against taking the £25k. It seems the administrator has turned into the banker from Deal or No Deal - you can take this £25k now or you can hold it in the hope you'll get more but run the risk of losing it all. The deadline will change nothing in my view, just like it changed nothing at Gretna.

Would imagine it'll be a points deduction, can't recall a team ever being relegated for going into administration. Can't wait to read a full statement from Don Massone about this.

I was in tears when Clarkson pressed the remote during the parking at night section. Predictable and childish but also hysterical.

Why do Livingston need help? Your chairman says there's nothing wrong

That and the story in the West Lothian Courier. The quote from the chairman at the end of the Sun story is brilliant.

Bump B)

Saw that on the BBC site - is he going to mortgage it off to pay debts

Hurrah, he's Dominic Keene's Italian cousin. Jesus christ it really is mafia-esque isn't it? Can the former website owner expect to wake up with a horses head in his bed or will he soon be sleeping with the fishes?

No you don't. He's an arse. If Livvy do hit the skids and Hay is involved it would be fantastic.

I learned to drive in Erskine. There is one roundabout where you come to the end of a road and your only option is to turn into another. So why not just put in a corner From Google Map it looks to be where Florish Road meets Torran Drive if anyone wants to see what I mean.

As opposed to Law village Was Forth not on the FBI or CIA a few years ago

People stealing stories you have spent half a week writing before selling it to at least four national papers and making a tidy sum in the process

Away and sh**e the lot of you

Finished Alex Zanardi's autobiography this morning, very interesting.and some of it quite amusing.