Whoa - wait a fuckin minute here!
Did I just read that P&B members donated money to Grimbo over a story on the internet?
And he spent it on a cruise???
Ive realised after returning almost 2 years to the day when I left, I havent missed much at all.
I had a P&B Bingo card looking for top 'bantz' from 'beige' posters; sadly the only thing missing is 'dece' and 'mum's net'
McGhee came round and fixed my boiler before I sold my house.
No that's not a euphemism; he genuinely fixed my boiler. Grand job he did too.
I did see his 'builders arse' though - not great tbh
She's a cheeky b*****d.
Mrs A - 'Ah seven years of wedded bliss!'
Me - 'Erm we have been married 10 years'
Mrs A - 'Aye, but it took three years to get used to'
Missed the boat. If she wasn't good enough then, she wont be good enough now. Imagine how you would react to that?
Then again you may be rigged and she has heard rumors, so you never know.
No 1 - Yup you have voted and the results have now been verified! The winner of 2015's Worst Poster is.........8Mile!!
I'd write something funny but as P&B's favourite keyboard warrior, Sweet Pete said ' I wish someone funny did this'