Addie

'The Saviour of Pie and Bovril.'
The Sun

'I never liked football, but I always respected Addie's opinion of the game.'

Sir Patrick Moore, deceased

'Addie - he'd da man!'

Richard Blackwood

'I find myself strangely attracted to Addie - he reminds me of a better looking version of Brad Pitt'

Hazel Irvine, BBC Sport

'Addie is a light of my footballing life'

Sir Alex Ferguson

'After Pride_of_the_Clyde descended to a better place, I thought Pie and Bovril would go to the dogs - I was wrong - Addie has kept the fire burning despite the obvious loss.'

Bruno Brooks, Radio DJ

'Motherwell is no longer famous for having just a football club these days - not since Addie moved there and embraced the good people of North Lanarkshire.'

Tam Cowan, BBC Pundit and Foodie

'One of my biggest regrets about being a beast is that Addie stopped listening to my records.'

Gareth Glitter, former glam rock star and beast

'Addie helped me through my break up with Jordan'

Gareth Gates

'I like the majority of Motherwell fans - you though are a rancid moonpie'

Seamus

'The only thing that cured my depression was reading Addie's posts.'

Tam, sat three rows in front of Magee82 at Parkhead circa 2009.

'I wish Addie liked me.'

Non entity, wisbit

'There is nothing more better than hating Addie. He is the source of my hypertension but he is like a drug to me.'

WaffenThinMint

'Addie helped me through my break up with Jordan'

Dane Bowers

'I wouldn't say Addie is box office or anything. Just a bigger deal than me.'

Melinda Messenger

'One man had faith in me after the snowgate affair and gave me a chance as his cleaner - Addie. I will always be grateful for the sexual favours he granted me too.'

Anthea Turner

'Addie helped me through my breakup with Jordan'

Peter Andre

'Addie! What a ride!'

Jordan