weirdcal

Amusingly this is a perfect example of the mandela effect. The song is in fact heigh ho heigh ho it's home from work we go Most assume its hiho hiho it's off to work I go.

The power of hindsight... An absolute b*****d of a power

We are getting the results our performances are deserving. Wonder if a swift kick up the arse has been finally administered. If not another draw or lose here

Wife had a few friends round yesterday whilst I was working from home, in total 5 adults and 5 kids. Almost all the mugs were used between them (fresh one per drink I assume) and chucked in dishwasher. The plates she decided to hand wash. Means I have had to use a random novelty mug this morning for my coffee and upon asking why the dishwasher wasn't put on... Oh there is plenty of space at the bottom. The bottom being for plates. I want to understand the logic, but I like my sanity more

Motor failed in one of the car windows, the b*****d decided to wind down on its own and stop fecking working. Having to take the door apart to get it up and closed whilst sourcing a new part. Hopefully doesn't rain soon

If it was about 2003/2004 then that was possibly my then girlfriend. Got about 5 mins in and started on that the air was weird and had a full blown meltdown Fun times

20.6km per litre. A bit of a cheat but my car tells me as I drive in kms

So when are Dunfermline getting their winner?

The zx - 6(foot)

I'm sure, more than sure, if you had said drop you first as the post box isn't going anywhere, you'd be in more bother than worth..

Dunfermline have ofw and todorov who will play out skins for this, we have Danny devine who will have ptsd flashbacks and revert to type. Calling it now

That's it spot on, it's like he jumps, sees the line of the box and when trying to work out trajectory his mind gets the blue screen of death and he just sorta jumps arms down, no attempt to touch the ball. If the was a partick fan I would have been going bananas at that.

Only team in spfl unbeaten with dunfermline and Hamilton our next two games. It would be just bloody typical

Wonder if they will notice if you start chanting for the opposition as form of protest. Imagine being on the board and the fans have stopped giving the team pelters and have started vociferously supporting the opposition. If we do beat you, hopefully it's enough to see him gone, after the foran debacle we went through, it's a loooong season when you are playing pish and manager comes across clueless.

Going into a game with confidence gives me the fear

He's not long turned 3, we planned to do it at start of summer but due the mother in law doing a Klinsmann over her coffee table and breaking her hip, we had her staying with her us and out of bounds the downstairs toilet with her commode. To be fair, duck to water for the wee felly, 3 weeks in, no accidents, dry nights and he already stands up to piss. Took the older one months to do that.

Between giving the 6 year old control of the TV with the 3 year old on Friday (resulting in the rather untimely demise of my 65' lg 4k TV I bought in march ahead of the euros) and her latest. She brilliantly stubbed her toe on the bedroom door frame on Tuesday morning, pain got worse during day whilst working and resulted in me, her and the kids doing a tour of South West Cork to go to a hospital in a town I went to twice 5 years ago and vowed never to go near again, due to her not wanting to wait at the big hospital. We got lost on the way as she was fannying about on fb than maps ( not a direct route) and due to restrictions noone could come in with her, so I had two unfed kids, in a backwards town that had no open takeaway. I'm trying to feed the kids in the car and she appears with crutches. Yup broken toe and has to keep off it for 2 weeks. 4 hours round trip, to avoid the hour trip to the big hospital the other direction So I'm running around like Mary fucking Poppins whilst trying to work from home and deal with a potty training TV destroying toddler. And she's complaining about me having a wee drink.

He's a D**k but you can't fault the job he did at Cally last year Only improved when dodds appeared tbh

If div wanted to get the platinum membership up, either a thread in there regarding who has been binned and for what, or return the sin bin and have only those in the bin and those platinum able to see it. He'd have a spare hot tub in no time

Watching love Island and a violin version of a song comes on and she asks what I think it is. Now I worked out it was Ed sheeran and said its the one he duetted with Beyonce on. She sat and ridiculed me for a few mins as if they would ever duet. One embarrassing search on my YouTube history later and apparently I should not have said get it right round ye for being right on song and the duet

Between the works at straiton where you get three cars at a time or two if stuck behind an Aygo and the useless chunt in the captura in the overtaking lane at portobello deciding to let the left lane in infront of them at the merge after the lights, I'd strongly agree this sentiment

To be absolutely honest, the vaccine passport I have for travelling between Ireland and the UK was not checked at all, our actual passports were not checked either. Tomorrow we will see the way back

Was the court in Madrid one that Uefa would have to follow or is it just Spanish team using a Spanish court to say their piece ie fc sion and their shite a few years back

Because a general had stood down the vast majority of the capitol guards and they were only to be deployed at the say so of trump, there were not enough of them and wouldn't have enough ammo and would be out numbered rather quickly. Basically there is a lot pointing to a collusion that if investigated properly would land a lot of high profile American politicians and military high ranks in jail. If the investigation instigated by Nancy Pelosi gains traction there's going to be a lot of pant browning and possible worsening of the current divide in America.

Ah come on now.. Hermes is a thing..