weirdcal

It was the year of the real leigh griffiths blog so I can guess how reality might have faded into the fiction. Sacking manager when top of the league, getting in chisholm. Ending up a good number of points behind in the end. Old manager flying about on a jet pack Star striker living in a teepee down the park A cat with a moustache and it's own jet pack. I mean it's hard to spot which of those is real or not

I remember this vividly, we were immense first half, then griffiths decided to play. Imrie came on and went straight down the tunnel about 2 mins later. Still not the best come back that season mind you

Making them go sober to nairn surely was punishment enough?

Work colleagues thread. Typical response to pic with something vaguely female in it by an older member of forum and wokesoft decided to try and call them out. So any hint of anything sexist has resulted in a tagging

Evidently your name gives you away. Mice are able to reproduce from age of 6 weeks, have a 3 week gestation period. Litters of around 5-6 on average and are ready to reproduce again after birth. It had a chance with the humane traps, pest control would have poisoned them and they would be in the same position as snappy trap except poison might have been worse than the quick neck snap. And yes, the kids being scared to be alone in rooms sped up the decision. Plus the pied piper only specialised in rats.

At my kids school here, they cannot start preschool without being potty trained or at least end stages. Also, you have to buy your own school books. None of this sharing a relic from the 80s between two people. You buy own copy books, own stationery etc and you also pay for rentals of reading books at end of the year. Parents who receive child tax benefit get additional amounts to cover this, but basically if the kids don't have it, it can be reported. The savings from doing this allows classes to have teaching assistants etc to help with kids not grasping the lesson. Still a b*****d getting the book list mind you

Battling out with Frances Mary hendry as the most well known resident

Magpies are bad for ripping and tossing eggs but I'm not sure about them eating them. I live in the country side so I often see a few rabbits come in to the garden. Couple of foxes too but they are usually heading up the cow field behind us. The odd feral cat as well, there are a few farms nearby and I thought at first farm cats but I'd seen one sat on the windowsill one night and it was a scrawny scraggy thing. We also get invaded by cows Alot. One of the farmers either has a houdini cow or has lost the plot and leaves the gate open. We don't have a gate so it's usually the first opening the buggers can see. Gave me the fear one time seeing what looked to be a giant crack across my windscreen.. It was drool for want of a better term. Also had field mice get into the house over winter there. Tried humane traps but they weren't falling for it, kids were scared to go to bed so got the ol wooden ones. Caught one in the kids room one day and only saw it as taking the 3 year old to bed. Tried best to hide the horror from him but he saw it and just said bye mouse.

Mcalear too

Last time they visited us they said my youngest head was too big and something about the cleft in his arse cheek meaning he will have difficulty walking. He's 4 in July and if they want to check his walking they are going to have to persuade him to slow down.

I have never seen a fat jakey..

Hook it to my veins twitter_20220520_213024.mp4

Referee decisions, in our favour? Well f**k me side ways.

Everything just heading down the left hand side of our defence. When we win the ball we just hand it back. Playing similar to how we played Arbroath. Absolutely shite

Least they keep it in house..

I just got 3 months for a total of €30 via now tv.

Not that they had to go to seville to do that.. Tropics of inverness https://www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-16914702.amp?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16528956450532&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

Oh no. No walsh.. Dear God not walsh

Fuckking hell. Willie collum should be nowhere near a football match. What a c**t of a man

Wasn't isa the genius behind the tactics in the walking football episode? Or am I going daft from boredom

Wasn't tebily at celtic at the time? Imagine them time wasting. Tebily... Scheidt,still Scheidt and back to tebily... Scheidt

Remember to thank the bride ffs. One lad didn't and its brought up every wedding

Expecting a lot of yogi here.. Technically not a player but a jobber none the less

Downfermline pathetic.. Am I right lads? To be honest that's us now at 30% teams moving out the league. So for some of us thats 3 new grounds to visit.. For others at least 8.

Hughes asking how much...