weirdcal

did you not see her post about not getting any cause of his training ?? its like him buying that mini yet he doesnt drive (its his mums) wait for the engagement. its bound to happen soon

He'd probably tell you he was!! He floats like a moth and stings like a cloth

never posted 'May the fourth as a status mongchops is said it was almost starwars day, and 11pm is the darkside of the fourth. my mate brett went one better with his, he drank a shot for every star wars post on his wall and said he was dreading 'the revenge of the fifth' made me laugh oh and my attn seeking cousin did the whole, ' bad start to the day' post this morning. but i pissed on her chips after 5 posts by giving away the bad start. our aunty died

'may the fourth be with you' on at least 5 peoples status's since this morning. the over reaction to Osama. hes dead. he cant read what you have written my cellick minded pals are in true form moaning about going to the match tonight,, loads of travelling to inverness from inverness.. my morning update of who isnt feeling well. 3 today. think its the sunny weather. and i have someone who's gran died a month ago who keeps posting 'miss you nan' sod right off the lot of you.

nom nom nom. i also have been watching cold case.. edit: cant quite shrink the pic down, everytime i edit it pops back up

can of guinness, waiting on the elderflower wine to chill . home brew is teckle

DFS and their complete inability to get my suite to me in 13 weeks or at least have the decency to phone me and tell me they were talking out their arse when they said it was being delivered to the store as week speak cock rockets

anon call to the rozzers. i had a neighbour like that, except i couldnt stand him, they will come out and hint that they are a tad too loud with their arguements. they'll keep it down from then on out of embarrasment.. or in my case, threaten a random guy passing the stair with a samuri sword (i loved living in westerhailes) then you invite her up for a consoling coffee and pork her senseless.

so it went well then ? most folks get themselves overworked up and then they go into shock when it starts. keeping the sugar levels up helps combat that (my mate is a tattooist, i have caught a lot of whiteys at his place) he usually tells them to bring lucozade or monster etc, but i think relentless is better for it.

big mistake. dont panic, you'll make it worse. if you thiink it will be bad you will whitey as you work yourself up. buy a mars bar and a tin of relentless. sup the relentless while its being done, and munch the mars bar after half an hour. keep the sugar level in the blood up.

after a nice 10 hour shift yesterday, i got home to find i couldnt park my car near my house.. daft arse footballers have started midweeks again. there is a car park for them, and some coach sized double spaces, which can have two cars in them. they arrive and leave at same time. why cant they use these sodding spaces and leave the residents parking spaces alone ??

i remember a couple of brothers slashed 30 tyres on my street in my hometown. £50 fine and suspended sentence was all the little basts got. now why does 30 tyres = £50 i hear you ask. cause they were on the dole. so i paid them to slash my tyre. fantastic

otherwise, highlight, format menu, change case. gives all the options. its a pain in excel as well (=proper(A,1) fyi)

idiots who cycle in the middle of the road..

watching an old 80's cartoon series called starfleet xbomber. my god it takes me back!

when i worked in morrisons, that sorta shit happened all the time. some managers were absolute space cadets edit to change tense, i dont still work in moronsons

sounds like you work at morrisons...

tell the bint in the 60 plate astra that. you are in left lane through choice. im in right hand lane through choice. (sheriff hall rounda bout) deciding driver infront of you isnt going fast enough doesnt mean the current space i am in is suddenly yours.. without indicating fucking twatbag. now apparently male drivers have more accidents. thats 3rd time at same roundabout a woman has done that to me. 3rd time. !! now i travel that road every fucking day and i know if you go on the left you get stuck after the roundabout behind anyone slow. why cant these people learn this ??

arrested development. its good

look, she's already wet..

is it not 4 years to get to mount doom and then another year or so to deal with what was changed in the film ? yeah. bit weird they cut a host of characters. like tom bombadil .

when you get round to reading the books i think you'll appreciate Gollum a little bit more. Gollum represents the effect of the ring, how it twists and warps good people into doing somethings they wouldnt. Gollum has the ring for a very very long time hence his dependancy on it, he wants it back. you see how this has affected Bilbo and Frodo. the only thing is, the films make it look like its taken a few months but IIRC its 4 years or so it takes place over. read the books then rewatch the films. you'll see it all in new light (make sure you start with the Hobbit)

was that not horribly reworded for a persil micro ad? or was that only in my mind??

3 /4 decent sized glasses. as long as its chilled and with dinner you should be ok.. note fish supper n wine isnt really a good combo