weirdcal

When you are deemed worse than ewe boll then you know its time to retire. For those who don't know him, there was a petition to get him to stop making movies as they were frankly that bad

I wear these about the house 13's before smart arses start And it's due to athletes foot I don't know do socks

Have booked a trip to God's country on Sunday. Will be singing Caledonia for the week

To be absolutely fair to the Australians, if Katie Hopkins was threatening to jump out naked at you, you would want her on the first plane far far far away from you. She's crazy but not the fun type of crazy

Je ne comprende pas francais, en anglais sil vous plait

She wants to make a cherry tomato and cheese pasta bake. Gives me a list and the shop had no feta cheese. Phone her from car to say going to be another 20 mins going to another shop. She replied oh any other cheese would have done, I said for fuxxakes there was loads of mozzarella. Na, not that that one. Jesus fucking wept

I thought Mr nimbus should have been played by Jeff goldblum, The captain planet piss take was sort of spot on what would happen if you gave an eco warrior super powers. The sperm one appears to be aiming at the lowest baseline in the fan base. I'm interested enough to see where they want this to go, it's obvious they are trying to avoid fan appeasement by going bat crap insane, I seriously expect the last episode to be just rick watching cable and its the episodes

So named for when stuck behind one that's what you are screaming at it

Just arrange to do something you don't like and plan to use it not being finished as an excuse then watch the fucker finish 5 mins early

Aye.. Well I had booked it in to replace its mass air flow sensor as its died so the add on of needing to replace the key so I didn't have to explain why you had to use a knife to start it and to lock and unlock so you can see when you were hitting the sweet spot. So 180 before it even goes in. Have decided to skip getting the rear right window motor being replaced at this point as its only the 3 year old who sits there and he's a dick for playing with the buttons (override lock in front, did not spare the motor). In short, renaults are shite

Key card not detected in renault, no spare and have been jimmying the card with a knife to get it detected. 180 at least to replace. In case it's never been mentioned before, do not buy a Renault, nothing but pain, misery and more pain

In a country with piss poor social health care, could you imagine how they'd do if they had something like the NHS? Be rocket boarding trying to hit each other with roman candles.

Watching England Germany in the kitchen via sky go on xbox, the channel signal gets blurry for a few minutes (checked other channels, just the football went wonky) She says, oh it's like they are filming it with a camera.. Not sure how else they would be doing it tbpfhwy

I noted the previous interest towards irelands plan. As someone who lives here I think I need to expand. Moving the goalposts from 5th for indoor pints and dinner to 19th and only if fully vaccined. At this moment the over 50s got mainly the moderna. So a good chunk of them need the second vax. Also, only in the last week 35-39 were invited for first pfizer. That means, under the new rules, half the buggers over 50 are waiting the second vax and those under 40 are at least waiting first. If not second. Yet the staff to serve you will be nowhere near the age group for the first. The Irish version of first minister is known as mehole... And his opposition is leo the leak. To be brutally honest, they have put too much trust in NPHET whose previous predictons are similar to trusting van vossen on a one on one In positive news, second pfizer dated 7th. Work Mon to Fri so I will be back at pub on first weekend I'm allowed

The got you all shook up?

Was not aware or more likely do not recall. If pour the bottle over the wings in the oven and pour sauce into a bowl after 20 mins or so, it seems fairly hot then. I've never had an issue with it tbh. But the thought of 50/50 butter to sauce gives me the fear

You are aware Frank's do a buffalo sauce?

Pie and bravril, nae change from the usual tits and fanny's that are posting..

That in heels...

Got my first pfizer ahead of my age group yesterday and given a return date of 7 July (18 days). I asked the doctor administering it (he's my gp) why so soon and apparently its due to fear of the delta variant and they are wanting as many people as they can to get at least one if not both before international travel resumes. I'm in Ireland and we are slowly gaining on scotland. Indoor pubs here from 5th July.

That was the second game, baron samedi hosted. I had one and two as a kid, great times.

Got to love that name translation

Manny duku on 1 year deal

OM gee not the name I heard. Though the name I saw mentioned is Essex born. Another name, well if the first idea does not work you could always go with then second idea, a b plan if you will