Trogdor

Live from Somerset Park...

You're handwriting is fine but the content makes for bad viewing. Sometimes I feel like I live in a parallel universe where everything goes wrong. If the above transpires it will be conclusive proof of that theory.

You are literally the jinx. Why would you say this?

I thought we were safe from 10th. f**k off QoS! I fear the following will be our fate...

On balance, I was in favour of VAR. The key is how its implemented.

You resemble that remark.

Aye, at least you're triple jabbed. It can still be pretty horrendous. Hope you are on the mend shortly. My lot seemed to have it mild when they got it and I managed to dodge it.

f**k, I just realised I should be playing @Curmudgeon in the Cup final. Invite imminent! Edit - who's white? @Frank Grimes You have done a fantastic job running things of which I am grateful. I used to play a lot over the board and this has been a way for me to keep my hand in. I'm not sure I'd be best placed to run things mind. Happy to pick up some of the slack though, maybe a team effort?

That cyclist was clearly someone who doesn't understand risks. Always wear a helmet.

You feeling any better? I've managed to dodge it thus far (to my knowledge anyway).

The same could be said for Ayr, I think Hopkin would have relegated us had it been a 36 game season. As it was we scraped to 8th on goal difference.

Our home record is abysmal - last home win was 8th Jan. We're now one league win in our last eight games. If we go down that run will be worse. He'll be in the same territory as Duffy and Kerr were, when they were emptied. Only we'll be relegated to boot. Moreover, he's repeatedly picked cautious teams to our detriment. If we go down I'd sack him but I'd have sacked McCall at the end of 2016/17 so I admittedly know f**k all. I get the argument about keeping him but I'm not convinced he's the solution to be honest. I think the bar has been lowered by the shitshow presided over by Hopkin and Duffy. Hopefully he keeps us up. It's in our hands, we just need to better Dunfermlines results in the last two games. If Bullen can do that I'm all for him staying.

It's rather academic, the club will stick with Bullen either way. My own view is: If we stay up we keep him. If we go down I'd punt him (bearing in mind that to go down we would also lose the playoffs). If Bullen stays, he needs his own backroom team and to be ruthless with this squad whichever division we are in.

Aye Hopkin was shite, he unquestionably took us backwards. Kerr was 1.15 PPG. McCall was 1.31 PPG at this level including 16/17. Exclude it and McCall was 1.5 PPG in 18/19 and 2.5 PPG in 19/20 (when he left after 6 games).

I think you've given Hopkin the win against Dunfermline rather than Duffy. Hopkin only had 1 league win. Hopkin - P13 W1 D6 L6 0.54 PPG Duffy - P14 W3 D5 L6 1.00 PPG Bullen - P15 W4 D5 L6 1.13 PPG I agree with your broad point though. Edit to add - Kerr - P34 W10 D9 L15 1.15 PPG McCall - P78 W27 D21 L30 1.31 PPG ^McCall's includes the relegation season in 2016/17. This is only matches at Championship level.

You'd need to ask the people who answer No to all 3 questions.

Will Earn & John Stuart can also GTF!

Each to their own but I'll be nowhere near Palmerston. I'm not a masochist. I'll probably buy a stream but that'll be it for me.

There are no circumstances that will see me visit Palmerston ever again. We are rancid down there. It would be nice for our shitebag group of players to win a game but I have my doubts. Utter bottle merchants. We'll win if QoS fail to score. If QoS score it'll be a draw at best as they'll likely score two.

He was absolutely terrible He'd also had a shave since I last saw him so took me a wee while to realise he was actually playing. He's a weird player. He played well occasionally for us but not the dead ball specialist BBC Scotland seem to think he is. I thought he'd been alright for you guys as a kind of deep playmaker?

How often do we concede two goals in succession? Within 15 mins? I think it's in 8 games now. Raith (H) - first goal 14 second goal 25 Partick (A) - first goal 34 second goal 45 Raith (A) - first goal 12 second goal 27 Inverness (H) - first goal 13 second goal 26 Partick (H) - first goal 30 second goal 33 Kilmarnock (H) - first goal 3 second goal 12 Inverness (H) - first goal 6 second goal 13 Dunfermline (A) first goal 79 second goal 86 I'm just depressing myself here but it's grim. Can someone look out the 'Not Good Enough' bed sheet?

That's grim reading. So so poor. Can we out point and out score Dunfermline against QoS & Partick? That's the only way we survive now. If we manage to stay up on goal difference again it should be treated with the contempt it's due. I'm fucking scunnered.

I dunno what to do with Bullen. If we go down, then League One will be a hard slog. There are not as many gimmes as there used to be. Too many teams well backed financially all pushing for the league. Would Bullen be the right man to take us forward from there? Stay up and he stays. However, he needs to do major surgery on the squad in the summer. Including shipping some out who are already signed up for next season.