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I’ve done it the opposite way around, whatever way it ends up I hope they both get one and they’re not both say on 30% of the vote in both categories and someone else sneaks.

It’s technically possible but it also involves Morton and Ayr picking up a decent amount of results not involving ICT or QP. If you put a bet on the combination of results needed for airdrie to finish 9th you’ll walk away significantly richer

Trophy eyes at slay tonight. im like a bairn on Christmas, haven’t looked forward to a gig this much in a long time.

I’d take Graham in a second. He’s an absolute pest, knows and is willing to do every trick going and scores goals too, it only pisses you off cos it’s being done against you.

I thought it was a penalty, but it’s one of if it’s not given you can’t complain that much, it involved a bit of cute play from Kane something the ref at times seemed to want to be very strong at being against and something at others he completely brought. I think he lost the respect of the players fairly early on and your left scrambling for the rest of the game once that happens.

£23k to do fucking what? Run one cup competition?

I suspect we will hope to get a decent summer and the pitch recovers. If problems persist next year it looks like a new pitch job with drainage upgrades, that costs a f**k load

None of these places are far from Ayrshire tho. If 2 hour journeys scare you then tier 5 is absolutely not the place for you.

I despise Brian graham. I think that's one of the biggest compliments I can give an opposition player.

A few may have seen it happen. Those close enough that could directly identify the individual and not the section would have likely been those of a similar mindset and wouldn't call out the individual.

When I last read the rules on this it was still an elected position. The last published rules are a a bag of mess mostly focused on covid shortened seasons. But seem to suggest auto-promotion for HL/LL play-off.

Sorry, thought the search you referenced was about the metal detector and wand, didn't realise there was a hands on frisk first. It must be very invasive if its going to find something in your inner thigh, that sort of frisk should rightly not happen. A steward runs there hand up towards my balls and they won't like my reaction. No way is that considered a reasonable sacrifice in order to watch 22 men chase a bag of leather(plastic). I may sound extreme to some but not having borderline sexual assault to thousands to accept one or two may have a bottle on them is acceptable to me. Ban them if they behave irresponsibly inside the ground, don't subject everyone to ridiculous authoritarianism. Last got searched at Morton whilst my dad didn't, its quite clearly age discriminatory who gets selected. Not that the search would have found anything if I had it(I didn't obvs) told the guy my gloves were in my jacket pocket and a light pat down was all that was done, I could of easily had something in my jumper pocket behind and they wouldn't have a clue.

Must be missing something if metal detectors and wand search(which is just a close proximity metal detector) is going to pick up glass. You get those sort of searches going into gigs now and shit loads of prohibited things get through. This sort of thing is mostly anti-weapon and again performance art, if I'm turning up armed to an american football game intent on carnage sure as f**k a metal detector isn't stopping me. Netting ETC may happen, but I really don't think putting fans as a whole at war with authorities is a good idea at all which these sort of blanket measures encourage. we need majority decent fans and authorities against the small minority.

This your own story @Derry Alli? Far from an expert but does sound mental health related. Without wanting to put any pressure @Richey Edwards May have more of a clue. Be kind to yourself

Easter on not(defiantly not, if the excuse is its easter then its pathetic) not being able to get 7 players available for a league match is inexcusable. I've had a look back and there's zero announcement of a league extension at least for the last month, therefore they've had plenty of notice, its not like a game was called off last weekend and they've been forced to scrabble a team together( something that has happened before, and teams do get a side together.) Teams get reprimanded in recreational 5 aside league for late call offs, its simply unacceptable in senior football, fine + points deduction for next season seems only possible outcome with expulsion if repeated within next 2 years IMO

The performative grief ones are ridiculous and take away from those of more importance. Ok. Remembrance day silence. On remembrance weekend only, no poppy mascots etc and especially no ridiculous wreath laying to remove it 30 seconds later cos you know there’s a football match about to happen. Pre-match silence/applause for ex-player/manager/director particularly if they were long serving Well communicated during match applause/chanting for a young fan. Not a fan but ok applause for a fan of a decent age that often isn’t communicated well and results in random clapping hard to distinguish from that of free kick won on the half-way line. Fair enough if it helps the families process but it’s slightly odd for those who couldn’t identify the person if they were shown a photo 5 minutes previous to be joining in. Minutes silence for someone who played 2 games as a sub 40 years ago. Really should be dropped Silences for those involved in football but not either club, why the hell were we taking a moment for Maradona when annoying England fans was his only contribution to Scottish football. Natural disasters/wars etc not saying don’t recognise these, have donation buckets, ask fans to donate over tannoy etc but the silence doesn’t achieve anything. Mon to f**k eh Individuals with nothing to do with football. Silences already being observed on a more appropriate weekend but clubs for some reason feel desperate to have one at their particular home game, mainly noticed at remembrance but you get in other times too

It’s a bit of a two sided coin, now that every one who has every thought of a joke can post it online and hope to generate a following a lot of pish does get pushed forwards. However it does mean no longer can one half-cut producer decide who is funny enough to be pushed down the throats of the nation and leave some talented people struggling round pubs cos their face didn’t fit

They can but it would cost an absolute fortune getting enough qualified staff and also piss a hell of a lot of people who are just going to watch a game. Start regularly searching 10 year olds and watch your sales of child tickets and future fans plummet. Those who are also a bit dodgy know how to get around the searches, let’s be honest their not exactly hard to manipulate. Searches as they stand are little more than performance art, they do little but stop the odd can of juice someone genuinely didn’t realise were banned and the odd fuckwit who didn’t hide their bottle/smoke bomb well enough, they go back to the pub and their mates keep them right for next time.

I don’t think he’d give the slightest f**k about that, he’s a professional and if the deal was right he’d sign. Players would have a tiny choice of clubs if they didn’t sign for a club whose fans said something bad too them

Your not just going to get rid of these guys easily, they've taken the longer term deals for a reason. Probably part of the reason I don't think promotion next year is likely is that we can't turnover enough players, the very small chance of being promoted this year terrifies me as much as I'd be buzzing for it. In that unlikely event we'd need a dozen really strong premiership players coming in.

Given we are now most probably going to be a championship club next season my thoughts on the squad is, It’s generally ok, there’s nobody I particularly want to make sure we don’t have playing for us next season. But for a squad our size there’s too many guys who are ok for maybe 10-15 starts and the opposite as subs. We don’t have enough who have the quality that makes them certain starters for a club fighting for promotion. Therefore we are going to need to let a few guys go who haven’t done a huge amount wrong to allow us bring in proven quality, Allan may fall a victim of that more in relation to contract timing than anything else but I’ve got no problem with him being here longer.

Recommendations for a post-match meal? looking at bar food mainly.

Without going through every single back and forth situation seems to be, rovers engage in shitehousing all season long, Dundee United do it for one game, rovers whine like f**k. Barrowman has openly said they’ve given it out and need to be willing to take it when given back, why hasn’t that been shown in actions?

The ship was suffering from side effects of its covid vaccine and the bridge was designed for the round earth lie.