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I'm doing my best here, but mistakes will happen Please Accept Kilmarnock Captain Laura McLauchlin as a correction

December in Aberdeen means living in perpetual darkness which can do strange things to the soul

Only 8 Sleeps left! And it's Kilmarnock's very own Julie Fleeting. As all pub quiz enthusiasts know she's the last Scottish player to score a hat trick in an English FA cup final.

you probably didn’t like the darkness either

Bonnyrigg Roshe thread for thish pish

9 Sleeps to go and Back over to the west with "Paper Roses" chanteuse and Kilmarnock fan Marie Osmond alongside massive ears manager Kenny Shiels (left) and the league cup (centre)

For the rest of us https://www.aberdeenlive.news/news/aberdeen-news/council-confirm-aberdeen-stadium-plans-7905101

10 sleeps to go and it’s a middle aged Ronnie Corbett in a hearts strip

To be honest I never really rated him as a Hearts player but that seems an unpopular opinion

Namibia rallied and got revenge in the second match of the series meaning we can’t officially tie the league up against Nepal on Thursday but we could secure a minimum top 3 finish which puts us closer to World Cup qualification

Vyacheslav Taran, 53, Helicopter Crash en route to Monaco Nikolai Mushegian, 29, Corpse washed up on the shores or Puerto Rico Tiantian Kullander, 30, supposedly in his sleep I'm guessing one actual accident, one faked his own death and one suicide (but not necessarily in that order)

11 sleeps to go Thanks to it's bacon Ayrshire has a fine gastronomic reputation and thanks to "The Scheme" a reputation for neddery One butcher has combined the best and worst of Ayrshire and produced Buckfast infused bacon https://www.onlinebutcher.co.uk/deli/buckfast/buckfast-bacon?gclid=Cj0KCQiA7bucBhCeARIsAIOwr--DoKOgquc3TR3nHFiYu4l-QWbHWq4lHoRlc5HpPrsn8Hs4C9_fRv0aAgNLEALw_wcB

Just as with Elliot Two "T"s is the Irish version

It's Callum with two Ls, Just to confuse Welsh and Spanish people That's how I remember it

Or in the case of Craig Levein deck the supposed "hard man" of their own team in a meaningless preseason warm up