topcat(The most tip top)

that’s 11.5% over 5 years equivalent to 2.2% annually Ccredit to Mr Porteous who taught me maths in the ‘80s

He clearly thought this wasn’t funny enough

When I saw a “Saints” fan complaining about not being able to buy the crappy cheap seats I first assumed they were from Paisley and actually had some sympathy.

If the Brexit referendum showed us anything it was that not having concrete policies isn’t really a problem

The Lib Dem’s getting trounced in the Europhile centre ground by a party that isn’t actually a party, has only existed for a few days and whose MPs have already made some stupid gaffes.

If an extra 16p a shot is making a material difference to your life then maybe getting shitfaced on your own in the house while ranting on the internet isn't the hobby for you.

Effectively the entire Tory party defected to UKIP

25 years ago today

Glasgow’s an even more attractive day out when you know Celtic’s travelling support are somewhere else

That's what they want you to think that they want you to think.

He did a good job as chairman of the Foundation of Hearts Mind you John Major did a good job as president of Surrey County Cricket Club and I certainly wouldn't vote for him

Area 51 in Nevada was actually named after EH51 which is the postcode for Boness There is no Area 50

If you’re motivated by civic pride into trying to big up your city and decide to do it by associating it with other cities in USA, Canada, Australia or Scandinavia it’s best not to choose 2nd rate ones like Houston, Calgary, Perth WA and Stavanger.

Middle aged male functioning alcoholics with a moderate income sitting in the house will be the key demographic by volume consumed although probably not by total number of individuals

Either I’m pronouncing Arnold Schönberg’s name wrong or Amazon Alexa doesn’t know how it’s pronounced or Amazon Music doesn’t have any of his stuff