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That's the swindle of the isles,

All McIntyre cares about is his beloved team from ibrox

Experience the thrill of watching rallying as if live , in the comfort of your own home. By sitting with your feet in the freezer, and inviting your neighbours round to throw gravel in your face.

Just remembered about an infamous pupil at inverurie academy, Graham Milne, aka "fool" We had an open plan English department, each class was separated by screens ,these things were around 5 ft, high, with material on the outside , a gap at the bottom, and two metal stands, they were standard issue in schools those days. Anyway , as our English teacher Mr Cockburn ( nicknamed fanny freeze) , went sit at his desk, fool had crouched down, on the other side of the screen, in an adjoining class, and as fanny freeze went to sit down, he pulled the chair from under him, , look you should've been there, as the c**t, got back up incandescent he barged through a gap in the screens and asked , who was that?, To which fool replied whilst still holding the chair " wasn't fucking me"

I went to inverurie academy for secondary school. Don't know if there are any other former pupils on here. We had teachers, stinky stables, he reeked of b.o. and was caught with prostitutes in his car, I had my money on him being a paedo, Technical teacher nicknamed spook, No real bad ones, We had a bomb scare at school, a lad in my wee brothers year took in an old hand grenade he found in his garden., que school evacuation. We had the usual rotten egg stink bombs detonated on a regular occasions. After school waiting for the bus, something used to get sent on the " ice pole run" Sent to buy ice poles, from the shop around 4-500 yards away, the challenge to get back before bus came , the run included at that time crossing the Inverness to Aberdeen road which went through Inverurie at that time, No one ever missed the bus but was a few close calls, We had the usual scraps, ever everyone chanted "scrap, scrap" and they wondered how the teachers knew, well all that chanting and 100s of spectators.

How about this for a roundabout, It has parking spaces, yes parking spaces, just off the roundabout, which results in fucking arseholes reversing onto it, whilst pulling out, now I thought reversing onto a roundabout was illegal, Anyway if that ain't bad enough there is also a bus stop, and to top it all the fucking police station is also just off the roundabout, Do a Google earth, search on mintlaw and see the fucking set up.

Yes a well deserved accolade, well run club, excellent chairman, and good management team, Good on you rabber bampers.

Good man. It's a nice ale, good to have it back

What time was your appointment 2.30!

Higdon been released from his contract

The doctor ivaan.

guy in black shirt, white tie.

Ill go for photographer,

Source close to Gary Caldwell suggesting he expects Cowie deal to go through.

Ill go for the first Secretary being ng t be killer

Ok death in paradise time lovely Florence

A new series to start on BBC 1, next Monday 7.30, about a livestock auction Mart,lets just say after working with 80% of the staff, that will feature, what you will see is a heavily sanitised and very untrue to life version of the place, Auctioneers have a the honesty and integrity of fucking fifa. I'm looking forward to seeing how much swearing they have to bleep out, If, they show everyone as they usually are then it could be very entertaining, to see the number of times, tempers are lost.and seeing folk go berserk.

I'm going for ex Hollywood's dame

I don't care as long as we see plenty of Florence,

That 170 was balls out stuff.

Hey boys calm down, the bdo starts tomorrow, meat raffle and all!

I've been pleasantly surprised to find that asda are currently selling banks, bitter at 90p per bottle, So have been taking advantage.

Legs would kick start a jumbo jet. Looks like your doctor's a vet. Have yourself to f**k.

Stopped in past the local Tesco for lunch with missus, I was already in a bad mood with the wife , And we were next in line at till when one of the cafe staff came up to till with a plate of food, a turkey Xmas meal, and then tries to find the person who ordered it, no one claims it as she goes round the whole cafe, Eventually she comes back round to the till to which the old bint stood in front of me, at till, pipes up its hers despite nae saying anything first time round stupid bitch

I recall the top deck, canned drinks, Also remember crisps , tubes, Tudor, I remember when football used to be played with snow in the ground, and with orange ball, Anyone who can recall the Dundee utd v neuchatel xammax game in a blizzard. I recall when we all had chopper or grifter bikes, grifters were built like tanks,