Stellaboz

Hi

Clearly not as handsome Pars 1-0 Falkirk already

Is that really McGroarty? It looks like the guy from Mock The Week. EDIT: I'm now drunk as f**k so it's probably meant to be someone obviously not (e.g. Puff Diddy)

That was a bizarre day. That was Dumbarton, right? Absolutely bizarre day. Pished, not knowing what was going to happen, thinking the club was going to die (hence the Dunfy Press back page photo), fans fighting, players running out of steam in a situation which was not their fault at all... a emotional, crazy day.

My singing is fucking incredible and I will go as far as red dotting your post to defend my integrity. So post all you like, cunto!

Decent player, I think I'm too young for the reference though, old c**t.

Remember Chris McGroarty? He was the ugliest left back we ever had, who could only defend against Didier Agathe strangely (being a Hoop?) but scored a cracker, I think his only goal, against St Mirren at home. I thought Calderwood managed him poorly. He was thrust in without much support on the left side with his 3-5-2 system.

You walked up?! We got a tuktuk, some German lass from Munich who was great. Amazing place up there though. I would have paid to get in those grounds alone, never mind the Disney-like castle, which was a bit boring for me but the view? Jizz!

Rainbow's started World War One. Fact.

Yes. Oan the peev, needing some Pars love.

And as for Fez, oh man. Oh my. You were working as a beach boy down in St Tropez...when I met youuuuu

Same, I fucking love Karl! His aggression and do-anything-to-win attitude, coupled with some sheer brilliance at times just makes me love the guy.

Upside, you can still turn Falkirk over at their own pad.

What I hate more is not having to kick off going forward any more. Can't even explain why, it's just wrong.

It's like the anti-hawk. Not sure what's worse.

"no one likes us we don't care" Right then. You're the club who died, nothing will ever change that. The banter years won't ever change. No one is scared of your team, nor your pathetic support.

He didn't come across like that past few years.

Just seen some knob wearing a t shirt that said "fucking lady gaga" Is that a description or a statement? Either way, I fucking hate humanity and the vast majority of its occupants.

His clear love of Celtic gets on my goat when he's commentating on their games.

Falkirk fans in playing down rival win. Best aff Montrose, c***s. Read it and weep.

Goal Longridge, Fez assist.

Longridge or Hippo in the middle?

Get him signed up on a ten year deal.

Get it up ye ya c***s!

I just pulled someone up about that car tank one, nae fucking response, nae nothing.