TONTROOPER

You're a nipper Paisley Ton!

I'll be 72 in July if I play my cards right.......(or something). 

You take care and.........MON E'H TON !

OH WELL....HAVE A WEE MARMALADE SANDWICH.........dick.

despicable wee scrote

Its  'banter' from a few seasons back when Morton and Jags were both chasing promotion.Dont expect you to remember.

Gave it my best shot Zen....but despite my best efforts....Sat-Nav could not nail Mink Hollow Road...is it near The Duchess perchance........I also believe in sky-fairies.

Dear Shandon....Greenock expects.That is all...  

Cheers for putting 'Missed Penalty' in your thread title Shandon....not...lol

Sorry GiGi..was half way through posting and they cut me af!!!...the very idea....Div or Nizzy's doin I suspect...they hate the Ton as you well know.

Hope you're on the mend Tonsils!...will you make it tomorrow?...should be a belter!...maybe a wee bit of 'David Sanborn or Mr. Coltrane might relax you for the big day!...hope you and yours had a fabby-do Christmas.All the best...TT.

Hi Mate..great result for the Ton today....just as a matter of curiosity...why did you choose the name Joe Caven?

Just to let you know I was talkin tae John (Joe) on Monday night...I sent him the 2 books I BOUGHT..'mORTON gREATS'..and more 'Morton Greats...love the pictur of him sitting next tae Allan in a strip I cannae remember!

ehmm..cant remeber bud...no worries.

whits it wae u Grumwall/

lol...here's your PM Shandon...stop press: David Beckham & Maggie Reilly (carried away on a black-white shadow) have jointly agreed to buy DAFC...

Evening...just to let you know I'm just off the phone to John (Joe) Caven..he stays in Nairn now...long time friend of mine and my brother..told him I'm sending up both books by Graeme Ross 1)Morton Greats..2)More Morton Greats...every time I speak with John he gives me new wee asides about playing for the Ton in his day..(some of it wid make yer hair stand on-end..lol)..Cheers

Part 2:/circa '64...only a year after my first attendance at Cappielow..it was a Weds night game (reserves) team led out by Bobby Evans...'broon ba' an' a'...can you remember yours?

Hope your well Dream Oak Tree.I read with interest your post re the Livi game...I totally agree with you about Tidser and quite honestly I sometimes think the (our) supporters miss a lot of his touch and foresight...a wee bit like I used to berate Kenny Dalgleish in his early days for Scotland until a 'wiser' head put me right.Incidentally...noticed you started supporting Morton circa ...

Stephen Stirling

Reidy...it may excite u that I've employed the services of 'birly-man' GiGi (one of ours) to teach me a few fly kicks when I meet Foxy outside the Norseman on Sat....not for me against Foxy you understand.....but mibees u and Foxy...love is so debillitating)

Awrite Gigi?..was wondering if we could meet up maybe 2-30 or thereabouts on Sat outside the Norseman so you could teach me a few of yer 'birly' martial arts kicks!...ahm meeting Jagfox inside for a pint!...only kiddin..lookin forward to the game though.Cheers.TT.

Allright buddie?...just popped in to say hello ..thought you may have been a buddie of mine (he stays near Stirling) but alas not...incidentally..there's a Wilkie on Mortons books just now..you guys must be breeding like rabbits!...lol...Cheers.

Pardon me for being a tad nosey but would the 'Shandon' element in your name refer to the location of that name near Rhu (near Helensburgh) ?..just curious.

Part2: the PM gave more 'ear' to that wumin Liz Truss..(RAF MARHAM)...now ok...they're both fighting the case for their constituencies...you'd expect that...but lo and behold...cab re-shuffle...enter Liz Truss...obviously our RAF Squadrons aren't English enough....I rest my case.

A wee word..going to RAF LEUCHARS (Fife) for the annual Battle of Britain commeration air display and....alas...this government(call it it a government if you will..I wont) sees fit to let Leuchars go...it didn't pass my attention that whilst Menzies Campbell(hate the Lib Dems but a lot of time for Ming) was having his case for the continuance of Leuchars as a forward Northern Air Arm defen...

lol...love the new Avatar you disingenuous rascal!...p.s. Michellle sends her bast...Barack.