hearthammer

I believe it's time for all these puns to be curdailed.

I'm so happy i was brought up in the posh part of the Kingdom, otherwise i could have developed a genuine Cowdengellyphinnans accent like some of these yokels. (The lady's reference to not being unclean was a 70's thing and would be unacceptable today).

Spiders

Stil tons of puns out there, if you'll halloumi to search for them.

She could make this auld man very happy any day

Yes - Wonderous Stories

One of Kate Bush's best vocal performances was singing backing vocals to Stuart Adamson in Big Country's "The Seer".

The Waterboys - This Is The Sea

Auld stoat here. DHOTYA ??

Big Country - River Of Hope

Gallowgate

OMD - Sailing On The Seven Seas

@Throbber's house will be empty while he's doing a reccy of Blackpool for the pilgrimage impending stag do.

In keeping with the theme Shag - Loop Di Love

I'm assuming this never quite got to No1 in the bible belt ?? Brilliant and "jings" at the same time.

Like i said yesterday in the QQ thread, asking if anyone could confirm the type of fish it was, it was a mean looking, scary dude. However, it tasted great cooked in the oven drizzled in lemon juice. Yumshious

Managed to fillet and sort this, whatever it was, into a lovely tasty meal with chips and salad. Downside is my flat now smells like a cross between Billingsgate and the Little Mix dressing room after a 3-encore gig.

Lady

Hope he's not being affected by all the hype. Haven't seen much of him, but tuned in because he's playing. Having a veritable mare so far. Hope he improves as the game goes on.

I'm sure Blackpool's full of alternative hostelries and bars where the megalomaniac owners' didn't treat their staff like shit, disposable chattels because their profits were affected with the covid pandemic. I'd be looking for more acceptable venues for Saturday breakfast if it was me. But, hey ho, i'm sure your group will have forgotten more than their principles after the all-day Friday you've planned.

Simon & Garfunkel - A Hazy Shade Of Winter

Poor Stellaboz has gone out on a lamb to accommodate his friends with a BBQ, but they've given him the chop today.

Today could end up being your wurst day for a long time.

Bruce Springsteen - I'm Going Down