hearthammer

Perhaps focusing on the underlying message is progressively more difficult for you after 7p.m. on most evenings. Maybe try analysing things before you "settle down" for the evening where your cogency may be more rational. Only sayin', like.

I've found him for you !!!

Tell me, oh oracle of all things right and proper, is the first "P" "Papa" ?? Canny help yersel but to fire some more Bucks-shot at the FM at every opportunity, notwithstanding you tried to disguise your attack with some tempered, maybe worth considering, soft soaping before your colours were fully unfurled. We're on to you, ya wee scamp ye.

Michelle Shocked - Anchorage (Unable to find the song as an individual track - Starts 20.57)

Elfish Costello - Watching The Detectives

Haud the bus, mi amigos. If we're looking for a smug, entitled, english uber lord with a nuclear level of distain for the "equal" partner that is Scotland, then there can only be one major candidate - the Kincmeister himself, the Bollock of Bucks.

China Crisis - King In A Catholic Style

Chuck 3 will be checking out his new found free AirBnBs in the Aberdeen area soon now that the auld goat who was clogging up the rooms has "left"

Janis Ian - Fly Too High

That must have been what i heard - thought it was a national record. He was a 100m & 200m runner as well, although i don't know if he actually won any titles. Think he maybe ran for Pitreavie through his teens but was at St Columba's in Dunfermline so would have represented them.

Ken McKay held the Scottish long jump record for a good number of years after he left school. Tony I knew through athletics circles. I'm guessing you were at the same school/athletics club as either Ken or Tony ??

When the distraught Witchell said earlier that there was a bulletin from Balmoral, i thought, good move, as another car crash accident might just raise more suspicions about how they let Charles get what he wants.

Sheesh, man. Show some respec'

'kin shambles at Tynecastle. A minute's silence before the 2nd half kick off - interrupted by a piss poor attempt by the stauncher element of GSTQ and followed by Rule Britainnia. They really are ****-lite

Have the The Rangers issued a statement yet ??

More concerning though, Hearts are 1 - 0 down at half time

As soon as the RAF jet delivers the last of the inbreds to Balmoral, then there will be an announcement that she pegged oot. Somebody better check Andrew's pockets for sellable loot when he leaves the hoose

WTF is this "service" and "duties" that keep getting mentioned on the tv coverage ?? She's been living a privileged untouchable life surrounded by Kim Jung Un levels of sycophancy from the media and auld goats who camp outside hospitals and one of her properties every time one of the arseholes appears in public to pull a wee curtain back on an expensive plaque with her, or some other sponger's, name on it. Get them quickly tae f**k - and now as soon as Paddy Power stops taking bets on her watching her team in Aberdeen on Saturday

The next tifo at the home of the The Rangers International for their next home game should be a hilarious guffaw-inducing classic given their previous (10 year old) history with all things Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

Will the Sky announcement and extended coverage of the pegging out be sponsored by Simple Cremations - "and my lot know how to party" ???

Oh the irony of the German family's auld maw clocking out in Scotland should signal both the demise of their mafia-esque existence and also trigger the need for us to fly solo as a country. Can't wait for the likes of Beckham, etc, racing to "lead the list of "celebrities"" offering their tear-stained, money-making tweets saying how sad they are, etc. When the auld bint is timed oot, then let her spongey and uber-privileged family chuck themselves on the pyre and do away with this abomination of an existence in the 21st century.