hearthammer

Wonder if he'll change his accent to wherever he ends up next

Was that when you and your good lady Sofia moved to Porty ??

Asshole TV political reporters reporting from Downing St who shout out ridiculous "are you going to resign, Prime Minister ??" or "will you be cutting VAT, Chancellor ??" at any of the current incumbents going in or out to get their voices heard by their channel viewers. It's normally followed by "he/she declined to reply". It's cringy at best.

I once bought a lottery ticket for a Saturday draw and it didn't win me the jackpot. The next Saturday I did the same and I never won either. Coincidence ?? Or maybe just bad luck ??

Distinct whiff of Trumpism regarding this Hope the uber-racist redneck ingerlunders storm Westminster a la Trump-style in support of the Bulingdon cochon molester.

Will his request for his last meal before he's executed be a pig's head so he can have a last Eton/Tory one for the road ??

Runrig - Rhythm Of My Heart

Laura Branigan - Self Control

Natalie Imbruglia - Shiver

Big Country - We're Not In Kansas (Stuart was well ahead of his time)

Dr Hook & The Medicine show - Sylvia's Mother

Bare Naked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars

If I could give mair than one greenie, then i would mi amigo. (for the sentiment rather than the tune)

Not as weird as people called Campbell doing it: "Campbell with a p", as if there's another way of spelling Campbell. Cullen Skink works for me.

P.P. Arnold - Angel Of The Morning

Judy Tzuke - Stay With Me Till Dawn

Dixie Chicks - Goodbye Earl (Any excuse to play the Chicks )

On the recommendation of a guy from work, i bought some "Madri" Spanish beer today. As an Estrella Damm regular, i thought i'd give the Madrid beer a go rather than the Barcelona usual purchase. Turns out the "Madri" isn't brewed in the Spanish capital, but in Burto -O-Tren in englan under licence. Won't be making further purchases as it isn't as good.

Aye, but only when it soots

George Hamilton IV - Canadian Pacific

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/record-100m-taxpayer-payout-royal-27360820 This loyal subject and financial expert has seriously underestimated his Deutscher Oberherr and her financial chicanery

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10967159/Captain-Tom-Moore-fund-faces-charity-probe-Foundation-crisis-watchdog-opens-inquiry.html

Went to the barber's yesterday and i said i wanted a haircut just like Tom Cruise. He gave me a couple of cushions to put on the chair.

Dory Previn - Mythical Kings And Iguanas