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Scary Bear

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  1. Fucking, fucking Tories!!!!1!

  2. I'm ill. I hate being ill.

  3. http://www.dumbartonreporter.co.uk/articles/1/29440

    'When I"m full of the drink, I"m a heavy BLEEP, but when I"m not, I"m just a cheeky wee BLEEP.'

  4. Just checking how many red dots you have. Good skills. You should really work the female angle a bit more 'Stephanie'.

  5. [Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]

    Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

    Bennett: Gwaahhhh!

    Cool line.

  6. Camperdown Country Park is the business.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I hear the ladies there like to sing a song.

  7. There's an advert for some lady who earns £437 a day working from home. Disgusting stuff. I thought P&B was a family website.

    1. ~~~

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      Thats a lot of money to be earning from doing the dishes.

    2. dave258

      dave258

      Down with this sort of thing!

  8. I'm off work on the sick. Watching Peep Show Series 1 & 2. Classic stuff.

    1. Busta Nut

      Busta Nut

      Lucky Skiving b*****d

  9. Great tits again. Wonderwoman!

  10. Go on big Vlad! You tell them! Scottish football is utter shite

  11. RIPJohn Stape. No Decembeard for him. Shame.

  12. Horatio is a cool mofo. For a ginger.

    1. ffcsam

      ffcsam

      Aye, but can he grow tasche for Movember???

  13. Red dot whore. You love the red boaby.

  14. Disaster for Scotland!

  15. Only c***s drink Lambrini

    1. sky+remote

      sky+remote

      Walked past a house round my way to see three empty Lambrini bottles stray across the grass, so I agree.

    2. buddie06smfc

      buddie06smfc

      ^^^

      Both clearly drink Lambrini!

    3. Lisa Cuddy

      Lisa Cuddy

      That's some trick. Most people use their mouths.

  16. Charlie Adam must have done a deal with the devil. He is fucking brilliant.

  17. It's a cracking day and I'm stuck inside writing a dissertation. No fair.

  18. Feeling hot, hot, hot!

  19. My account is fucked. Bugger.

  20. Get him a body bag! Yeah!

  21. I'd rather stay home in Kirkcaldy

    1. Unleash The Nade

      Unleash The Nade

      Are you the real Geordie Munro??

    2. Scary Bear

      Scary Bear

      No, i'm Henry the mid mannered Janitor.

  22. I coulda been a contender!

  23. You are a red dot whore. I gave my green one away today, so I can't contribute to your red pumping.

  24. You are todays top poster with 48 posts. Weren't you supposed to be taking a break?

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