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North Ayrshire has an abundance of junior teams though. Probably only Glasgow has more junior teams than N.A

The light on the inside of my microwave has stopped working

"20 amazing life hacks that'll change you forever" *click* *reads through tedious "life hacks" like putting ice in your water bottle at the gym will give you more water when it melts* *X out of article* *Contemplate ending Facebook/life itself* *Click "Update Newsfeed" instead*

Sadly, he has wasted the best opportunities at personal development throughout his career. Can't seem him ever holding down a regular club or being in the frame for a place in the full international squad anymore

Heading back to work now after a good Christmas break. Might not seem like a Reason to be Cheerful but I'm looking forward to just getting back in the routine and saving for summer holidays

Aye I've got 4 of these, must've missed the "Channel 13" news last night. Also, is "central standard time" in Scotland just the time in Falkirk?

Steven Gerrard love-in, from people who aren't even Liverpool fans. I shared a post and added RIP, currently awaiting abuse

"A sleeper alias" Pieandbovril = Serious Business

There's one or two scores every set that are ruining it for Thornton. Tonight sums up why I love the sport, players don't get nervous the closer they get to a world title. Instead they bring their A game and we get treated to games like this.

I now tweet as @alexlargs but I've still got absolutely no clue how to work it or how it's enjoyable

A quick google search returns this, which has some good one liners in it

Can somebody confirm or deny the above with 100% certainty plz?

Is Rowan a female? Learn something new every day < < < out the loop

He's probably looking at this thread and seeing so many people still giving a f**k about him. He'll be counting that as a win. Devastating

Got engaged today. Merry Christmas one and all

I'm am the worst at wrapping presents. I've used 3m of paper on 3 presents. It's one of these things nobody actually bothers to "teach" you growing up so when your left to it yourself you've not got a clue what to do.

Loving the Gary Anderson promo. Such enthusiasm from dour faced Glaswegians. Cheer up FFS

Rotating the venue would be ideal. Don't mean to play up to the sporting cliche but it does seem that London gets absolutely everything.

Wasn't aware of that. Why would they continue to host the biggest tournament in the sport in an arena with such horrible transport links? It's like the 2010 World Cup with the half empty stadiums, takes a bit of the magic away from a major tournament. Anyway the afternoon session was ok. The Pie Man only has himself to blame for his exit, Bristow was spot on in his assessment of players always wanting to go double 18 when they're absolutely terrible at it and leaving 9 which is a horrendous double. Had to go food shopping when Pipe was on because that's physically unwatchable so missed that game.

You'd think they'd find a way to schedule it better so it always ends with at least a top seed playing. A good night of darts ruined by an absolute shitfest of a last game. It was good to see Wright get tested, a better warm up than most of the other favourites have faced so far

No, it's not just you

Did they say he emigrated 10 years ago or when he was 10? If it's the former then what exactly makes him "Canadian"? I get your point though, pair of arseholesETA: thinking of it, even if it's the latter what makes him Canadian

Loved the guy in the crowd dressed up as a bottle of Stella with "Wife Beater" written on it. Surely whoever is selling those would make a killing at the Old Firm semi-final

Maybe maddie has a season ticket?

^^ missing the point altogether