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Unleash The Nade

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  1. Is one guy saying to the other , “ I really just come here for the crack”
  2. Lost my only Strava KOM (which has stood for 3 years), which was beaten by 13 seconds, with the rider averaging 34.6 mph for 0.7 miles , on a slightly uphill gradient This guy was either ; A. An absolute beast, ( in that case chapeau) B. On an electric bike C. A cheating Cnut in his car
  3. ^^ That’s almost as good as a confession of guilt
  4. Great day out on the bike today with 3 of my mates who also happen to be Police Officers , one of whom is responsible for the initiation of “Operation Close Pass”. Has to be said they’re showing more than a passing interest in one of the regular posters on this forum and his continual attempts at creating hatred towards them and other fellow cyclists, not to mention his illegal videoing activities. Just saying like .
  5. ftfy The attached videos shows what an utter wankststained heap of lard and bones he is https://youtu.be/zwXSYcXbVYY
  6. SFA will surely sign up this ref to bring some stability to the SPL next year
  7. Probably the best post you’ve ever made here have a greenie
  8. Absolutely gutted I’m missing this . A few weeks ago , I wasn’t overly bothered as I thought Hearts would get humped.Now the day of the final has arrived the usual unrealistic optimism has surfaced and maybe, just maybe miracles happen .
  9. Keith Moon Oliver Reed George Best Mary Whitehouse
  10. ^^ Thinks wearing a sevco top makes him a “ proper” footballer
  11. Couldn’t give a f**k who “ Banter Queen” is tbh and maybe you’re right , but then again maybe you’re not and just jumping to conclusions. What times your dental appointment?
  12. Brilliant 50 mild spin in the sunshine this morning up Carron Valley , down into Fintry , Kippen , then back through Stirling. Makes a huge difference with a bit sunshine on your back and no moronic weekend driver types to contend with
  13. I bought my first bottle on Sunday, after trying it at a cafe on the way home from Inverness. Life changing tomato sauce. Totally agree Seemingly their brown sauce is amazing too
  14. Some come here to read and write Some come here to wonder But I come here to have a good shite And fart away like thunder
  15. Calling Cards Of Morons thread for this pish
  16. Tried this for the first time the other day ... fucking amazing stuff
  17. Is it the Tin Man, from the Wizard Of Oz’s cock after he was run over by a steam roller ?
  18. Aye you certainly come across as “creepy watcher who openly admitted to taking videos of females without their consent " tbf. FTFY
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