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Unleash The Nade

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  1. I used to have a mate , who’s mates brothers , best pals uncle knew her too
  2. I think you’ll find Brian Cox and Colin Montgomerie make 3
  3. Hmmmm, then he wouldn’t be able to ask young girls if they’d like to see his chopper
  4. It’s obviously Jimmy Savilles twin sister
  5. Saville was similarly outed by Jerry Sadowitz in 1987 and no one listened to him either. The following was said during a live show at The Edinburgh Fringe and was released on an album which was later withdrawn due to fears that Safowitz had libelled Saville. ‘There have been serious allegations of child abuse in Cleveland. To my mind there is only one way to find out whether this is true or not and that’s to . . . CALL IN JIMMY SAVILE! You can’t afford to f*** about! Bring in an expert! Am I right? A friend of mine reckons Jimmy Savile is a paedophile. Rubbish — he’s a child-bender! That’s why he does all the f****** charity work: it’s to gain public sympathy for when his f****** case comes up.’ At the time Sadowitz also had a tv series on BBC which was cancelled and as far as I know , the guy has never worked on tv since ........ simply for telling the fucking truth !
  6. ^^^^ Once took a scarf back to the shop because it was too tight !
  7. Decent player but truth be told Stephen Hawking could’ve run Hearts ragged today.
  8. Am I the only c**t who can see through this less than impressive disguise ?
  9. Away up in Gorgie at Tynecastle Park There’s a fat, specky Fifer who’s having a lark He’s clueless on tactics and just blames bad luck Levein you are useless now please get to f**k
  10. Went to see The Cult last night at O2 Glasgow Absolutely brilliant gig
  11. Yup them too mate, but SI wearers much worse and also usually c***s
  12. TV quiz hosts who use the phrase “ It’s a good answer, but it’s not right” ( insert pic of Roy Walker) It’s not a good answer if it’s wrong cunto
  13. “Specky off c**t please useless f**k you” Hopefully Levein can rearrange them into the correct formation!
  14. Any football fan who buys and wears one of these half and half football scarves ,one half their team , the other , the opposition.
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