Unleash The Nade

A convenient excuse no doubt for a much deeper lying problem .Self denial just isnt worth it

You really should try and get yourself in shape for 2010

Only managing to write about two sentences which made sense with the tin of alphabetti spaghetti I had for lunch !

Y did you do that then ,Eh ?

Was Dick Van Dyke originally a burd called Penis Von Lesbian ??

Never saw that one coming !!!!

Is Ben deaf/hard of hearing in real life ?

Loosing a sneeze like I just have ...bugger

I think Jim frightened Archie to death !,.......WTF !!

But the sad thing is some nobs listen to the likes of Bill Turnbull on BBC morning news and take it as red

When there's adverse weather of any kind,newscasters etc,using the phrase.."Dont go out unless it's really necessary"

Dunc...Many thanks,your a bloody star mate ! Thats exactly the one and Ive been trying to remember the name for ages Much appreciated,have a good Christmas

Years ago I watched a video (thats how long it was) which was a black comedy based in Glasgow. It was about three(?) brothers and started with them burying their mother. Doesnt sound that good,but was one of the funniest films I've seen. I cant remember the title, but would love to try and get a copy if its still available. Does this ring a bell with anyone ?? I'd be really gratefull if someone could give me the name Cheers

Totally knackered today. Flew back from Southampton yesterday and meant to arrive in Edinburgh at 3pm,finally landed at 22.00 Boarded plane at 6pm Mix up with baggage caused 1 hour delay Wing needed de-icing,another 45 minutes When ready for push -back,staff away on fucking coffe break ..another 30 minutes By the time they had done this,wings needed de-iced again..45 minutes Took off eventually at 8.30pm Landed at Edinburgh at 10pm Stand was occupied by another plane,further 25 minute wait Due to a "technical "error bags took 35 minutes to arrive at baggage hall. Arrived home eventually at 11.45 Dont talk to me about fucking snow !!!!

AAARRRGGHHH still cant fucking do it

Everytime I attach an image which I've downloaded from the internet onto one of my posts,it comes up as "reduced by" and most of the time is quite small (thats the image and not my nob before some smartass jumps in !!!) HTF do I attached decent sized images and without the "reduced by" appearing ??? Please help

I'll save you a burger....nicked from the local Asda

Brilliant weather in Larbert,we've just fired up the BBQ.... GIRFUY's

Scotland + Winter = Snow Its a well known equation

The RATM v X Factor thread..what a waste of fuckin time & energy

Yur Boz It was my first game for over 3 months and you had been playing every other night ! Still,wee lesson learned me thinks

You mean you get in an even worse state playing 5's than you do after being pumped at badminton ?

You can do this online also . If for instance flying BA,all you need to give are passport number details and where you will be staying

Also posted on last Gig thread,but Jim Kerr and Simple Minds performance at SECC last night. Self ritcheous cnut