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My cock is too big
Unleash The Nade
Buy some more hens.That should keep him happy
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I'd rather stay home in Kirkcaldy
Are you the real Geordie Munro??
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Why not try playing a game of human hungry hippos by heading off down your local weight watchers and lobbing a family size box of maltesers all over the floor ?
Brilliant,made me lol !