Unleash The Nade

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Cheers I’ll waive the royalties

With apologies to Sir Walter Scot, the following to be sung to tune if Bonnie Dundee To the rain gods of Scotland , you’ve done a good job You’ve managed to wind up that Union jacked mob If Dundee win tonight in their pitch that’s just muck We’ll all raise a glass and we’ll all laugh like f**k Come fill up yer puddles, come flood all the pitch In the title race run in it’s caused quite a glitch If Rangers get beaten , they’ll throw out their toys And tonight they’ll be known as the Loyal Silly Boys

That’s good to know as I’ve heard he thinks Hibs are a bunch of bottom 6 , useless c***s

You’d be better with Jonathan Ross

Whoosh!! see earlier “ rips my nipping” quote

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A friend of mines is a teacher and they have a wee girl in their class called Ladasha. Not that unusual but her parents spelt it and christened her La-A

Guys at the gym who have dumbbell shaped water bottles. Absolute helmets

VAR decision for Hearts pen was wrong VAR decision for St Mirren pen was correct

I’m a Jambo but that’s never a penalty . VAR can f**k right off