Dee Man

Does the club even specify who or what Cat A, B or C games applies to or is everyone just left to guess?

It's not often you get to enjoy an opponent"s goal but the boy's overhead kick was a superb finish. Clearly I didn't really appreciate it at the time due to it being the equaliser and the fact I knew a goal was coming as soon as I saw it was 3 v 2 at the back stick, but with the benefit of hindsight and 3 points under the belt, that was a beauty of a goal.

I beg your pardon young man? These are beautiful. Unfortunately class, style and taste can't be taught.

No, it's fucking brilliant. Thank you.

A full page about The Mighty Dee on a dab page when they've just won the most important game of their season. It's all about Dundee FC

I see the standard of trainer people are prepared to put on their feet has declined dramatically since I last posted - jeezy peeps man. Waiting for the Moston Super Spzls getting released. Lovely stuff.

@RandomGuy. ran away when I asked him what he'd do if Bakayoko had scored the winner on Saturday 5 seconds into his minute's applause. Still waiting.

Benjamin Netanyahu - a great bunch of lads.

Should have ploughed into her and said your accelerator got stuck.

No-one cares how you felt.

The thought of that always sounded vile to me whenever I heard it was a big thing in America, but there's a cafe next to me that makes thick French toast with bacon, assorted fruit and maple syrup and it is absolutely sensational. f**k, it's the middle of the night here and now I've written that I want it right now

Pish.

I told my workmate today that his shoelaces were untied. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard when he looked down to discover they were in fact still tied.

I told my workmate his zip was down today when it wasn't. What a laugh man.

One minute firework display after Bairnardo's demise.

"Lovely guy - such a shame he was taken early from us by a punch in the tit'.

Would you have continued your 1 minute applause if you were 5 seconds into it as Baka slid in to score his beautiful winner on Saturday?

"Trying to stop it" I'm not starting up petitions and lobbying MPs FFS, I'm merely giving my opinion on why I don't agree with it.

Are you OK? You've literally assumed "It would mean the world to the family" like you are the spokesman for every family on the planet and I've given you one example which proves you are talking shite.

OK, let me re-word it - let people grieve in their own way without attempting to force people to share in their grief.

Mean the world to the family? I would take absolutely nothing from a bunch of strangers half-heartedly clapping out of moral obligation and peer pressure for a family member of mine that was a complete stranger to them.

What a fuckwit. Quit while you're behind.

It's not though is it, it's multiple minutes every other week. It's an absolute nonsense.

For me the issue is if you choose not to clap you're going to stand out as being rude and disrespectful so you feel pressured into being obliged to clap, even though the majority of time you have no idea what you're clapping for. If I or any of my hardcore Dee family died, I would never expect a bunch of strangers to clap for us in a show of faux respect for someone they don't know. It's getting far too common and absolutely pointless. People should grieve in their own manner without forcing it onto others. Edited to add: Some laugh when you've just started a minute's applause in the 26th minute and the opposition score to make it 3-0.

I would deliberately have gone in early and stayed sat on my arse in the hope someone tried to dig me up for it. I'm a bit of a dick like that though.