I went to my mate's Dad's funeral in a chapel who was heavily involved in the Catholic church and it was absolutely brutal. Around 90 minutes of utter nonsense about imaginary friends and guys with Western names who allegedly kicked about the Middle East 2000 years ago, with a token mention of my mate's Dad at the end. We were supposed to be celebrating a man's life and all we got was that drivel. That 90 minutes felt like about 4 hours. Never again.