Dee Man

No dabs at Dens.

In the brief time that I've seen him he looked a bit busy and potentially a pain in the arse for defenders. Get him unleashed Doc.

He was asking online the other day and got plenty of suggestions. Hopefully he does a rain based megamix.

I just sang this to the instrumental of Barry Manilow's 'Copacabana'.

Have you ever considered being a detective?

I'm not quoting the post because there's too much of that horrific colour on this thread already, but that commemorative picture of the dabs v Alkmaar before getting duly pumped 7-0 in the 2nd leg is tremendous

Not even just that, I watched the highlights last night and County had loads of dangerous balls in their box and numerous other chances. They could've had more if their finishing was better. If we don't give Rangers at least 5 on Wednesday I'm done with Dundee.

He is a clown of a man, an utter clown.

Incorrect, I am not a mathematician at all. I see you incorrectly use exclamation marks.

You are all very fucking welcome by the way...apparently it is Dundee's fault Rangers got pumped today. Amazing how they didn't take the first available date to rearrange the game as it would hinder their preparations against Celtic, yet now somehow the fact we didn't play them on Wednesday hindered their preparations here Make up your fucking mind Baldemort.

100 times better = Morecambe 300 v Rangers 2

Never even remotely in doubt

Never, ever attempt to make up a chant again please. Thank you.

Aye, when I first had mine I went straight home and called NHS 24 or whatever it's called and they told me it sounded like a stroke and to get myself straight to hospital. Hospital staff said that's what it sounded like as well but tests confirmed it was an ocular migraine. Absolutely pat ma shants until I found out it was just a migraine.

I'm not sure it is, unless it's a daft rumour that's got out of control as I've heard it from a few different sources now.

There's talk of artificial surfaces being banned from next season.

Peter Sutcliffe is a weatherman.

I have it on good authority the game is definitely going ahead...

Egg chaser found.

I'd rather forfeit the 3 points than borrow the sticklebrick from the dabs. I doubt Nelms would even risk the backlash by considering it tbh.

You can't win - advise of pitch inspections on game day and Sevco say it's too late, advise a couple of days early and Billy Jean King says it's too early. Some people.