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Dee Man

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  1. Christchurch Mosque Shootings

    Ahem, excuse me; I take exception to getting my name dragged into this argument without my name being capitalised.
  2. Dundee v Celtic

    I haven't heard any actual accounts of this alleged police brutality but one can only hope that the Dundee polis waded into the Celtic fans with truncheons, tasers and CS gas.
  3. "Mr Higgins, get a grip of yourself ya idiot" was his exact words. He also offered an apology to "anyone who can lip-read". The fat tube that he is.
  4. I reckon I'm going to be posting in this thread about every 20 minutes. Her latest one is putting the dustpan and brush on top of the pedal bin in the kitchen meaning I either have to move it or watch it go flying off onto the floor. The latter is what I'm going to do everytime until she gets the message. This, along with putting her handbags on the bar stools or putting any of her shite on any flat surfaces - worktops, microwaves, shelves etc - has got me on YouTube looking up how easy it is to remove and relay patio slabs. <<<seething
  5. Dundee v Celtic

    What the f**k is this pish?We had just been relegated thanks to a blatant dive. How do you think fans are going to react? Gr8 point m8. Except only 5 substitutions had been made.
  6. The get fit, stay fit thread

    You should've just jumped behind a bush and done a Paula Radcliffe, or alternatively...
  7. Any snakes on the plane? Just Lee Wallace and Tommy Wright.
  8. Looks like that missile's just missed it's target...
  9. Been and gone, fam. Edinburgh bound.
  10. No sweat. I've already downloaded the Anti-Russian Missile Deflector App on my phone.
  11. Who wants to know where I am? No-one? I don't give a f**k, I'm showing you anyhow. In there:
  12. 2shay That is a decent response by your standards.
  13. Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl

    Asking for a friend? No, myself. I think I want to try it.
  14. Calling Cards of Morons

    And then quote said post from themselves in the future when their prediction comes true with "Called it" written underneath. Strangely they never quote all the other predictions they get wrong with "Looks like I was fucking miles out there".
  15. Not my fault, I only pished 3 sets. Shandon has just pm'd me a picture of the new bed Mrs Shandon Par has set up for your next visit, pishy.
  16. Michael Jackson - Massive Nonce

    I'm not saying Macaulay Culkin and Brett Barnes were abused but if they were you can understand why some people would choose not to admit it. Some people must feel a deep sense of embarrassment and shame about allowing that to happen to them and letting the world know about it wouldn't necessarily make it any better. Maybe they think it's better to suffer in silence than forever be known as that guy who was abused by Michael Jackson. Having never been abused by Michael Jackson myself, I don't know if there is any truth in that, but I can't imagine being too keen on telling anyone if it happened to me. Which it didn't.
  17. Football League 2018/19 season

    WTF are they going to do? Take any pitch invaders out with a headshot?
  18. Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl

    So, do people snort these cocaine sausages then?
  19. Heads Gone (The 8MileBU Awards)

    M8, you're replying to someone who in the very post you quoted said he has you on ignore.
  20. Football League 2018/19 season

    If any Dees do it to Darian MacKinnon the next time he's at Dens I will give them a standing ovation and sing their name for eternity. Even if his employers somehow stick by him, they're going to be without him for a few months as he sits in the jail. There is no way he's only getting a fine as some have suggested.
  21. I wonder if these folk ever have a moment of clarity as they go about their everyday lives away from the internet and think, "What the f**k am I doing"?
  22. Darwins's Law - Selfie Stick

    Without sounding too melodramatic I would happily line those fuckers up against a wall and launch bricks at them. I need to stand up for my adopted native animal.
  23. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Then fire out the bog to wash your hands on a big red block of carbolic soap.
  24. Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl

    Why would they have to cover up her death if she died due to getting children's medicine?
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