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Dee Man

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  1. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    When you just miss someone's phonecall and return it within 0.2 of a second but it rings out.
  2. I reckon I'm going to be posting in this thread about every 20 minutes. Her latest one is putting the dustpan and brush on top of the pedal bin in the kitchen meaning I either have to move it or watch it go flying off onto the floor. The latter is what I'm going to do everytime until she gets the message. This, along with putting her handbags on the bar stools or putting any of her shite on any flat surfaces - worktops, microwaves, shelves etc - has got me on YouTube looking up how easy it is to remove and relay patio slabs. <<<seething
  3. McBookie's next Dee manager odds have mysteriously disappeared
  4. I would stick my house on it being McPake.
  5. All things Dundee FC

    Is that the dab that was arrested at the game last night?
  6. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Amazing that the only flicker of emotion that Margaret Thatcher and now Theresa May have ever shown was when they were leaving their jobs. It's almost as if they're self-centred boots only capable of feeling sorry for themselves.
  7. St Mirren vs Dundee United

    Is this referring to supporting Utd?
  8. Casefile True Crime episode 89: Ella Tundra. I think it was yourself that mentioned some true crime podcast - possibly Casefile - on the podcast thread a while back and I wondered what the appeal would be but after starting listening to it the other week, I can't stop. I've been binge listening through cases that I recognise and now I'm onto listening to whatever. It's compulsive stuff. Amongst other stuff, it has taught me that there is an actual town in America called Truth or Consequences.
  9. I listened to a true crime podcast last week about that fucking nutter who won Countdown, then went on to stalk a girl at Uni before writing a book and then tracking down a girl working in Glenrothes Asda who had the audacity to criticise his book in an online review forum and cracking her over the head with a bottle of wine in the shop after he'd travelled up from England to find her. I remembered the story from the time but didn't pay that much attention to it. Fucking nutjob.
  10. All things Dundee FC

    So that's what this shite is all about? That first post on that thread comparing the Union flag to a swastika is quite something. In other news, Morrissey has just released a new album. He sung me to sleep this morning. True story.
  11. Show us your pussy..!

    One of mine does it as well but only when it's light so I'm guessing it's to keep the light out their eyes. Having said that, maybe he does it in the dark as well and I just can't see him doing it.
  12. Yeah, honestly m8, I think it has been edited because it seems quite unlikely that Robert Di Matteo would be a Kilmarnock fan tbqhwy.
  13. St Mirren vs Dundee United

    I trust the dab fans will be taking their thundersticks through to Paisley to see if they can inspire another performance like that?
  14. St Mirren vs Dundee United

    @Dirty Arab 83 or @Granny DangerIMO. They've been throwing the nazi insults about today. Classic projection.
  15. All things Dundee FC

    Depends on the team. For Livi it's usually between 8 and 14.
  16. I hope you never find out and are left in mental torture for the rest of your days.
  17. St Mirren vs Dundee United

    One thing is for absolute certain, Peter Pawlett is going to take at least one Tom Daley-esque dive in the box.
  18. St Mirren vs Dundee United

    Needs more exaggerated and extreme emotions IMO.
  19. St Mirren vs Dundee United

    In all seriousness, what the f**k did you expect?
  20. I think someone else has edited that page tbh.
  21. The Eminem tune where he slags Moby and says "Nobody listens to techno" has always annoyed me as Moby didn't make techno. He did make other shite music though.
  22. St Mirren vs Dundee United

    Will St Mirren TV be showing this? I'll be fucked if I'm buying dab TV.
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