You're an affable old codger so you would vote for a left-leaning candidate but it would be whichever one turned up to your door canvassing for your vote
Will give a vote to whichever party snaps up Andy Wightman especially if they produce a detailed cost-benefit analysis alongside a committed land reform policy. This will be cemented when said party produces a 650 page White Paper on a reform of the tax system.
Go on, I'm intrigued
Will talk a good game about how your vote is up for grabs but fall in line behind Sturgeon. Will briefly entertain a vote for Salmond's Successor Party after he gives a particularly barnstorming announcement speech. Will reply "wid" when someone posts a clip of Sturgeon exiting the polling station.
Will vote Continuity-SNP and insist that joining NATO is what any sensible left-winger will do
Will spend one solid week of posting on here informing everyone that it's clearly obvious that the real SNP party after indy is Cherry's splinter faction and that's why he's voting for them as the real power that accomplished independence.
Will get confused and vote in Jackie Baillie's Labour Party under some half-baked strategy of moving into alignment with Prime Minister Hilary Benn's Labour Party down south in the hopes of a smoother transition to independence. Actually cancels independence and moves Scotland instead into Full Fiscal Autonomy.
I'll create the People's Front for Scotland.
Finds himself agreeing with every Greens policy but can't vote for Malthusian nutters so goes to vote for Sturgeon's Continuity SNP. Finds out they've snapped up Wightman who's been tainted with the Malthusian nutter tag. Spoils his vote. Tells everyone 10 years later he will vote for Sturgeon even though we're 7 years into Empress Mone's 1000 year reich.
The m9s will briefly join meme regional parties in their respective constituencies before doing what I do which is vote for the Greens and pretend like anything we say or do actually means anything in the grander scale of things. Will all have a lost weekend where we gaslight ourselves into thinking Cat Boyd and David Jamieson's Marxist-Leninist-Jamiesist party is the true path to Scottish Enlightenment.