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Some seriously clown shoes defending at both sides of the park yesterday which made for a very open, chaotic, and entertaining game. Big Sol is a more than capable defender, but his decision making on the ball lately has been woeful. I don't know if there's a glitch in his brain to make him suddenly think he's prime Baresi, but the number of times he has an easy option on, but instead does his daft wee pirouette with an opposing player bearing down and ends up hoofing it into the stand under pressure is mental. He got away with it a few times yesterday but it's going to end up costing us. Back to basics ffs big man. Like most, left the ground feeling relatively entertained for the first time in god knows how long. Next week it's in our own hands, let's see how we can contrive to completely f**k it.

Don't think it matters when she does it as a large percentage of the population have binned it off completely already anyway. Trains have been mostly utilised by jakies, junkies, and the young team in recent weeks , but in Glasgow and the West today there were groups of all ages and backgrounds travelling in groups together, obviously heading off to various social gatherings and events with absolutely none of the guidelines being adhered to. Social distancing, for the most part, is already a lost cause. The figures indicate steady progression and to be seen to follow suit to 1M with down south, without the two week delay, could ingratiate her a bit with some of her detractors, as its already beyond that level with a lot of folk anyway.

Record and Mail sources = Rangers and Celtic pasties toeing the party line for their whitey colts idea. Sun and Times sources = some cnut from the other 40 clubs who gives a fûck and knows the actual score.

Another stauner inducing kit from Lanarkshire's finest.

The best thing I found from English's recent tweets was nothing to do with his footballing insights, merely that a Ms Georgie Lyall had commented on one of them regarding hitting 100k followers. Upon clicking her profile and being taken to her own feed, one is able to view some samples of her 'work'. Extremely NSFW if you were of a mind to investigate , but definitely an accomplished Scottish artiste in her field.

Are Ketone sales the sole preserve of the journeyman defender? Simon Ramsden, Hartley, and now big Bevis. If only they contained an additive to improve the big man's footballing ability...

Back to basics today, T glorious T in copious amounts. Probably put a dent in the Glenmorangie bottle later.

Same round my way, and don't know if they were hoping for some sort of 'clapper of the week' award or something, but there was one twat who carried on solo for about another minute after the rest of them had stopped. Took me by surprise tonight. Was sitting with the bathroom window slightly ajar enjoying my evening toly when all the clapping, whooping, and pot banging started. Killed the ambiance completely tbh. Is fucking nothing sacred any more?

The wife and daughter were out on the step clapping along with all the other numpties, a lot of pot banging and whooping going on. They basically said they feel they need to do it for fear of looking bad. Wtf?, although I would imagine a lot of people also do it for just that reason. Closed the door on them and retreated to the living room, toe curling levels of cringe. Stupid shit needs binned pronto.

Having a few Guinness tonight which are going down a treat. Was gifted this wee miniature set a while back, think I'll partake in a wee nip as well.

Grey Goose with just a wee dash of fresh orange. Nice.

A repeat of last night's glorious T and whisky cocktails is underway. Fucked up Friday followed by Shitfaced Saturday, a lovely wee double. Struggle like f**k Sunday on the cards, but we'll worry about that tomorrow.

Cans of T and various experimental whisky based cocktails that the mrs is conjuring up from recipes in some book. Half pished and very much enjoying.

Shift pattern at work includes a long weekend every third week, so not due back til Wednesday. Normally absolutely buzzing when it comes around with plenty of plans to make the most of it, maybe a nice meal out or an overnight visit somewhere. Some time spent tackling the to do list around the house, or an away day at the fitba' if it ties in (how good does an away day sound right now)?. Not this time, obviously. Can't go anywhere, and unable to source materials required to crack on with work in the garden etc. Frustrating as f*ck, and it's only early a.m. on my first day off!! On another note, my teabreak yesterday was in Glasgow city centre and staff area was busier than I was comfortable with at this time, so I used the time for my daily exercise and went a walk around town instead. Extremely weird and eerily quiet. Looking along the whole length of Buchanan St, from top to bottom at 10 in the morning and counting only a dozen or so people, when there would normally be hundreds bustling around, was quite surreal. Suppose it means folk are following advice though. Is it too early for a T. ??!!

I work as a train driver, so still out there and working same shift pattern as normal. Hours vary a bit from usual , but still following a fairly regular, structured working week. Pretty glad to still be out working tbh, as I don't know how I'd cope with prolonged hours stuck at home. I'm not really one for sitting around watching box sets etc, also gaming and stuff doesn't interest me. On my days off there are a few things around the house I will occupy myself with when unable to get out and about. The good lady is self employed and works from a unit at home, and will now be idle until this is over. She is starting to struggle without the structure of her normal day. She frets about me going to work each day for fear of me coming into contact with the virus, but personally I'm fairly confident the risks are minimal. I have pretty much no contact with the general public, being in the cab out the way. The only real contact I have is with colleagues, and everyone is pretty aware of the social distancing and most do what they can in terms of cab hygiene, wiping down controls, wearing gloves where available etc. Really sympathise with anyone struggling with what is a monumental change to many people's daily routines, and obviously the added worry of the health situation for themselves and their families. This site is a great place in these unprecedented times. Whether you're looking to keep up to date in the Covid threads, have a laugh in some others, or seek solace or advice in the superbly helpful and non-judgmental depression thread, there's something for everyone here. Last paragraph sounds very birthday caird pish patter, but it's 100% true. Stay in touch with the world, stay positive and stay safe. Mon the P&B.

Working on the railway, I have noticed the trains getting gradually quieter over my last couple of shifts, as some office based workers etc begin to work from home. If things continue on the current trajectory, it surely can't be long until some form of public travel restrictions are implemented. The volumes of passengers crossing each others paths in the larger stations far outnumber the figures quoted by the government for mass indoor/outdoor gatherings, and surely the chances of the virus spreading are vastly increased with the shared surfaces (seats, tables, door buttons, handrails) each commuter touches etc. Especially when we have mouthbreathers walking amongst us who find it acceptable to piss on the train toilet floor, or smear shite on the wall. (the regularity with which this happens is truly unreal). Fairly sure requests to wash your hands regularly for 20 seconds fall on deaf ears in these quarters. As has been mentioned already, the train and bus operating companies will carry on as normal until the government put restrictions in place, for fear of public backlash. Can't see it being too long before they do though.

Shite. Could, and probably should have been a couple up at half time. Aarons was causing them problems in that first 45, and we had a good few decent chances. Watt's run and effort from our own half was excellent too. That second half though, what an utter shambles. Aarons and Hylton were pish, and your heart just sinks when you see the hopeless Seedorf being sent on to try and rescue the situation. Fair play to St Mirren though, at one down they took the game to us, and after getting the equaliser made themselves compact, hit us on the break, and we just had no answer to break them down. As easy a 45 as Hladky could have hoped for. Great to see Turnbull back on the park, but other than that, yet another in a growing list of games to forget since December. Poor stuff.

Thing is, were we though? I think our deficiencies have always been there, only masked by most of the other sides in the league being an even worse level of shite than us. Now that a few of them seem to have turned the corner, the fight is on to stay top 6, never mind top 4. Obviously we've lost the physical element of our attack, but back to middle we're pretty much as was. Missed big Dec badly last night, and Mugabi as stated previously will just not do. If big Charlie Taxi can get back fit, a central pairing of him and Gallagher could be the best option we have. Hartley was again abysmal last night on a personal performance, never mind showing any form of leadership when we started so badly. Accies on Saturday is a big game now, and my optimism levels for that are low. Robinson has some serious work to do.

Looked comfortable for large swathes of that game without ever setting the heather on fire , and deservedly took the lead with a well worked goal , before conspiring to shit the nest and walk away with nothing . Poor from Carroll to dive in so soon after picking up his first booking to get himself sent off , soft or not . Not overly convinced with O'Hara , but early days and only a small , if dubious contribution so will reserve judgement for now . Poor defending at both County goals , but credit to them for executing a perfect away from home smash and grab when their opportunities arose . Brian Graham absolutely loves a goal against us , and Gardyne was offered the freedom of Fir Park to stroll forward and lay it on a plate for him . Overall a real boot in the baws to surrender the points with a late collapse , and plenty for the manager to consider going forwards with regards to selection , with the forward line stuttering , and the inexperience of our new recruits in that department obvious against a better organized defense than they have faced in the last few matches .

Flying to Turkey with Thomas Cook on Sunday ( hopefully ) . Booked flights and hotel package through Travel Republic , so ATOL protected with them . I have a few days spare at the other end of my holidays before returning to work , so not overly worried if things go tits up with Cook's while we're over there , will have time for them to get alternative flights sorted , and a few extra days in the sun won't hurt . Just need the fuckers to get me there first !! On a serious note though , hope things can be sorted out for the sake of their employees .

Having changed jobs and now working most Saturdays , the only game I've made so far this season was Celtic , but having also watched a re-run of Hearts on Friday I've not seen much to give me hope for the weekend . It looks like most of the incomers have flattered to deceive in the Betfred group , and being up against lower league sides could quite possibly be their level . Up against top flight opposition the wide players have fallen well short of making any impact , and their work ethic in tracking back or dropping deep to try and get involved has been questionable at best . Charlie Dunne shelling hopeful long diagonals , a la McManus of a couple of years ago , is painful to watch and with some of our consistent 7/8 out of 10 performers of last season like Tait and Gillespie dropping to 5/6 we look vulnerable against any half decent opposition . Hamilton away has rarely been a happy hunting ground for us in recent years and sadly don't see us having much joy again this time out . Foresee a narrow home win in the usual shitfest served up in this encounter I'm afraid . Prove me wrong please Motherwell .

What will become of Soppy Bollocks ? How will we know if it's PATG ? . . . . Never mind Well Fans III is indeed already a thing . Fuckwits of the world unite !!

Never caught the Celtic game on TV last night , only some of the Radio Scotland commentary , and it sounded like the boy Bolingoli was having an absolute 'mare . Could be the chink in the armour we need to get in behind if he plays . Would like to see us continue with the expansive style we have adopted , rather than Robinson overthinking things and trying to set up in a way purely to negate Celtic's threat . The turnover of players and guys coming from outwith the league again this season should help take the fear factor out of the equation a bit , and as long as we play the 11 players in front of us rather than the occasion and are brave on the ball , if the wide players are up for it , we can really give them a game . Would happily accept a share of the spoils after an entertaining 2-2 .

Just saw the bold Div Turnbull going into the Costa at Carfin . Was tempted to get out the car , thank him for his services and the social media lol's over the last couple of days , and wish him well . Decided that being approached by some randomer in his 40's might not be high on the wishlist for the day of Scottish football's hottest talent , so I'll just say it on here instead . Cheers David boy , it's been brief but by f**k it's been enjoyable .

Basically him and his partner became a talking point on Twitter a while back . She had been in the press for stalking a former friend and photoshopping pics to make it look as though they were a couple , even though the guy was in a relationship with someone else . She went as far as going to places the guy had visited ,including down to London, and posting pics on her Twitter pretending the guy had taken them while they had been away together , an altogether unhinged character . Some of the pics appeared to have the Craig fella in the background or reflections meaning he was probably complicit. He is now her actual partner and their Twitter content is a mix of weird , disturbing , and outrageously staunch .