Raven

Big fan also, but he ignored one 5 minutes ago

Saw a lassie getting bit by one in a pub recently. Wasn't exactly a headline story although she did end up getting a few stitches. Scared the crap out of her though. My idiot mate had just petted it (the dog, for clarity) a few minutes before. The owner got it out of there sharpish although I suspect it wouldn't be hard to track him down.

There's some amusing comments on Facebook. I guess most of them regretted posting about ten minutes later

That's great, but take the 'if' out of it.

Possibly one for the unpopular opinions thread, but I'm all for making the owners responsible for what their 'pets' do.

Ah, the blue one

I once met a Nobel prize winner (a top notch proper one, none of the books or peace crap); almost staggered into a prime minister in Tesco; a few musos and footballers of note; ultimately the most famous (and my mum does have the photo framed as a permanent reminder) was Nadia Almada from big brother fame, in las America.

I've looked at it till I'm (navy) blue in the face, and I still don't see a black stripe. Much better effort than the last time they did the similar stripe, IMO.

I'd have thought the sensible thing to do would have been to schedule Luton to start with a couple of away games. not an away game against a team who were unwilling to switch, quite rightly imo.

Or, just pronounce it correctly.

Relegated season before last.

I know we've already seen this effort from Barnsley, but here's Specsavers having a bit of a laugh with it.

Barnsley: Given the size of the stars, must be celebrating their 6 intergalactic league wins.

Manchester United's website confirming that football did not exist before 1992:

There's suggestions out there that even Vince Neil could do a better job of it.

Even as the final penalty kick soared high and wide into the jubilant crowd behind the goal, I knew that somehow Luton winning the play off final would somehow trigger the collapse of the Barclays, and possibly the western economy. All this because they don't want Haaland to have to come in throught the shitty away entrance.

Villa going with a sponsor who Norwich previously ditched a week after signing with them.

Football coverage. Instead of apologising for something we might have heard, lean out the ******* commentary box and tell them to *******@ shut it, there's weans watching and we don't want all their mothers greeting at Points Of View. Also, Points of View.

With the never ending stick he gets and being dropped from the world cup squad, despite the contribution he made, I'd say yes there are many more overrated players. IMO.

How much better is Dykes compared to Haaland?

It's still zilch apiece.

How can it be denying a goal scoring opportunity when Haaland is doing all he can to go down?

Finally we could answer the question, can Grealish do it on a cold wet night at Saracens

Half the city players just stealing a medal out there, never touched the ball before the game was won.