Sherrif John Bunnell

I'm amazed it took nearly five years before Tony Khan made himself an onscreen character.

I think that's the same video you get when you ask Chapt GPT to show you what the ninth circle of hell looks like.

Middlesborough and Leeds are currently having a very entertaining match. Two of the worst defences I've seen for a long time.

Topps were scraping the barrel when it came to padding out the England section. I had to google who 'Luke Thomas' is and I'm still none the wiser.

It's no secret that Ospreay was a fantastic wrestler long before he came to AEW, but every match he has been in since he joined AEW fuill time has been spectacular It seems nailed on that he'll be main eventing All In this year, even if that means that Swerve has to turn heel again as a result. I thought the rest of the show was very good, with usual exception of The Jericho Vortex. It's well past time for Tony Khan to take Old Yeller out back.

The greatest tag team on the planet have arrived in the hottest promotion around

I thought Atalanta were excellent for most of that game. A lot of teams would have crumbled after the early Liverpool goal, but they seen that out with ease.

Ludwig Kaiser has the opportunity to cut the greatest heel promo of his life on that episode of Smackdown. It'll be like that time Elias made some light-hearted jab about a random American sports team and ended up being booed out of the building.

This is a steal for anyone looking to get into retro handhelds. It can play pretty much anything up to PS1 level and is perfect for Game Boy and Game Boy Advance games.

Clement is balder than a Shoot 5 football.

JK Rowling appears to have infiltrated the Oklahoma State Athletic Commission.

I think Nuremburg would be a more appropriate city for these c***s to gather in.

WOKE SANDWICHES

I'm at a loose end on Saturday's now that Nairn's season is over, so the prelim round has come around at the perfect time for me I think I might go and watch Mallard vs Golspie. I've not been to Dingwall for a while.

Superb use of Macho Man Randy Savage's theme music.

The German version of G4S proving to be just as useful as their Scottish counterparts.

Crying children. You love to see it.

It's au revoir to everybody's favourite North footballer today. A sad day for shin guard salesmen everywhere. https://nairncountyfc.co.uk/news/ross-tokelys-final-match/

If Drew does leave the Fed, then he needs to form a stable with these fellow haters.

Loads of money for working a far easier schedule than Papa H demands of his devotees. It's a no brainer for anyone offered it.

Incredible patter from the big man. RIP.

Normal Southern Ireland

Now that he's dead, I want to put it out there that I think he was somehow involved in the murder of his wife. Just a suspicion.

Cricket season arrives in Inverness later this month.