Sherrif John Bunnell

After scraping past Gordon Brown a few weeks ago, he's only got to cling on a few more days to overtake the tenure of these famously successful Prime Ministers.

Push Daddy Magic to the moon

It's sad to see the good name of Rangers being sullied in such a way.

I would love to watch an 11 a side game with no offsides. The 7 a sides I shamble along at every week even have an informal offside rule to prevent poaching b*****ds. Handballs and violent fouls are rarely given though. And nobody is ever sure if it should be kick ins or throw ins.

I take it the folk who were seething at the Insulate Britain folk blocking roads a few months ago are also angry at the fuel protesters?

Given the size of most of these fuckers, I think a muumuu would be more appropriate.

Fair play to Sainz for ignoring Ferrari's stupid attempt to try and keep Leclerc ahead after the safety car.

lol

Jeezo, the impact was even worse than I thought it was.

That looked horrible

Flintoff is absolutely blootered

The story I've heard is that the Athletic chairman wanted to refurb the changing rooms, but the owner of the park said that they weren't allowed to because they were still waiting on an insurance payment for prior water damage. The chairman kept pestering the park owner about it and eventually the owner had enough and told the club to bolt.

The North of Scotland Cup draw appears to have been made today, although I can't find the full draw anywhere online. Here is Rothes' half of the draw at least.

WHIT ABOOT MA PENSION???

I think this is the Jackie Stewart thing. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/formula-1/lewis-hamilton-retire-jackie-stewart-27309069 It's not as blatantly offensive as Piquet's nonsense, but I think there's borderline iffy stuff there.

Yet another senile old driver has been saying very stupid things.

His begging to Musk ended well.

Lowland League wallets being inspected in the most predictable way imaginable.

Nairn home & away

It's not just P&B where people take the city status thing incredibly seriously

The two most Tory looking Karens on the planet.

She is surely some comedian doing a comedy bit.

Yasss!! I'll pass on this information to my friend.