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Jammy c**t.... Nah well in mate

Id be stunned if we were to take £400,000 for him. We should be looking for 7 figures minimum and when you weigh up the cost of possible relegation etc, £400k is peanuts so id be turning that down

And Behich...

Cant believe people out there think that we will be ok. The defence and goalkeepers are bombscares and despite scoring plenty goals, we look like we will concede every time an opposing team attacks

Well yeah and no. He needs to sort out his body language for a start, that might keep people off his back. Hes getting very little game time but when he has come on, hes been either uninterested or just looked like he couldnt give a f**k

Top 6 place still on

The photo of Gordons leg is sickening. Id imagine that will be him finished

Shocker from the ref. 3 pens he awarded and not one of them was correct. That is a different level of incompetency

A 2-1 win for Dundee United Football Club

Quite enjoyed not watching us get pumped every week. Shame that its back to normality

The Courier plumbing new journalistic depths Calling Paul Mcgowan a 'star'

Better have have deep pockets

Stuck a fiver free bet on over 0.5 goals and 10+ booking points in every game 100/1...

These two clowns in the goal have cost us so many points this season. With a competent keeper, we would be about mid table

Please get a new keeper in January. Cant keep letting these two diddies flog goals every week

Club 83 showing it mate On the team selection, what the f**k is Fox thinking playing......erm thats actually the team i wouldve started. Cant even moan at that

Done it umpteen times at Tannadice and never had a bad day. Someone i know hires a box above the tunnel so did that a few times as well and preferred that tbh. Smart casual rather than suit, tie etc and although not a 3 course meal, it was a hot buffet plus a free bar the whole time we were there. Also did Dens once for a workmates 60th and thought that was better than ours. The servers were never away from our tables and brought fresh drinks as soon as we got halfway through our current ones

Djoum is a fuckin imposter. Only negative from tonight. Bin him and stick Sibbald in the midfield and you have your starting line up for Sat vs the mutton molesters

Sibbald dropped eh? Bold

Saku Freeman Graham Edwards Behich Sibbald Levitt Meekinson Middleton Fletcher Mcgrath Fuckin no chance thats the team but we can all but dream

After tonights results, must win is an understatement...

Thatll be fuckin shining bright

Huge match for United here. Only 3 points is an acceptable outcome but will have to do it the hard way after one of our spaghetti wristed keepers throws one in

Its not all bad. Dundee derbies and a trip to Dunfermline for their lovely grub next season. Silver linings and all that

We are a certainty to go down with these two fuckin clowns battling out who can outdo the other in the shite goalkeeping stakes