monkeyblair

I think QV's bust would have been too heavy for weakling Ben to push over.

For my sins I have watched Eastenders from the start and having Sky +'d the xmas episodes I watched all of them last night and was bitterly disappointed with the murder scene. I thought the snow globe was going to be smashed in his face sending shards of glass into his eyes and brain but instead he got tickled by QV's nose!! As for the murderer, I think it is all a sham and that Peggy will come out of the shower in 5 months time, pregnant with Bradley's love child..... Money is on Jack.

Blackadder was a great series...

£10 for platinum membership? Reasonably new to this site, what does that entail. p.s. No is the answer but interested in what it is.

To test the previous few posts I have just visited the wee mans room in our office block. I would report that the outer door opens outwards, the inner door inwards. I did a pee (standing up), did not soak my hands with urine, shook it 3 times, never ejaculated then washed and dried my hands. Checked the handle which was bone dry then walked out without catching any diseases (so far).

Me?

Three

You should be quite disappointed in your boss. I left at 7am and got to Glasgow by M8 around 9am. Some people are just work shy. I had thought this too. Open the door with a paper towel if it concerns you so much

Glasgow to S Queensferry in the car in 2 hours time. Roads clear in Glasgow but radio reports are horrendous the further east you go.

No matter what the official answer is, I doubt the descriptive term for snow will be pissing down!!

Out at Frankie & Benny's last night. Starter - Pizza garlic bread with tomato & pesto Main - Black & Blue Burger nom nom nom

Just had the extreme displeasure of wandering up and down Sauchiehall Street doing some shopping. It's a jungle out there.

Having to go to Boots at lunchtime to get lip gloss for Mrs Monkey's Xmas...

My post on another thread about Avatar 3D. 10/10

1-2-1's so close to Xmas! Mine at 2pm in Esquires, Glasgow if you want to join us and let my boss know how busy I have been...

I agree that the story is a piece of literature genius but how many times can it be recreated differently?

A Christmas Carol 3D - 5/10 Same old story just made different by being in expensive 3D. Goggles made my nose itch.

Large donner last night with half a poke of chips as Mrs Monkey had a chicken kebab and the other chips. Home made lasagne tonight though - nom nom nom...

Nothing in Glasgow, just clear skies and cold........

Only thing good about the first option would be that the ticket was free..Think about all those **** having to pay again to watch their team

A Christmas Carol 3D - 7/10 Not as hip as some of the other posts but sometimes you have to watch these things. Special effects pretty good although not as good as I thought 3D would be. Goggles also made my nose itch...

Mary's Boy Child - Boney M on Radio 2

Home made lasagne and garlic bread waiting for me tonight when I get back from the 5's!! Must have done something right over the weekend, second cooked meal this week from Mrs Monkey.

I post both at work and home. Unfortunately unable to get things like youtube etc. on works laptop so have to leave some of the threads until later....

I should have been in at that time but traffic was sh*t and I was late