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I recognize my neighbor
I've seen her on the screen
Mediocre movies
And frivolous magazines
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16 hours ago, mathematics said:
Can anyone who was listening today (alternatively Tam or the other guy) tell me the name of the Scottish history podcast that was being promoted?
House of the lion: a blood soaked throne
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27 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said:
Probably the most posh phrase I've ever seen
I've never been called posh before
it's quite a down to earth little place with a couple of tables, I usually get a take away.
With it being a former Dutch colony Indonesian food is very popular over here.
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Back when I still lived in deepest darkest Ayrshire a friend of a friend who was very staunch would go mental if you said bless you after he sneezed, he'd rant away "say God bless you, bless you is fur cafliks" what a tool eh? The c**t had never been to church in his life.
Of course anytime I was in his company I would hope he sneezed so I could bless him
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I'll probably get slaughtered for this but tofu and tempe are underrated, the crispy sambal tempe from my local Indonesian restaurant is amazing.
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Gezondheid is how we roll here in Euroland.
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17 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:
I went to see Reginald D Hunter at the Pavilion in Glasgow years ago. It was a really strange night. He absolutely died on his arse, and really seemed like he couldn't be fucked. After almost bang on 60 minutes on stage, he announced that he had "done his obligated time" (or words to that effect) and that was it. Folk sort of hung about expecting him to come back out and he didn't.
I had the same experience when I saw him over here a few years ago.
I did like the BBC programme he did about music in the Southern US states.
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I saw the late great Sean Lock here in Amsterdam about 10 years ago and he was fantastic, however, he was supported by Johnny Vaughan who I didn't even know was a stand up comedian and after about 30 seconds of his routine I realised he wasn't.
It was excruciatingly bad, like a Stan Boardman tribute act, 20 minutes of "jokes" about Germans getting up at 5am to put towels on sun loungers and about losing the war.
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2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:
Peeping your horn when you drive past someone having a fly pish at the side of the road.
I like peeping the horn and enthusiastically waving at strangers as if I know them then watching the confused look on their face as they wave back.
When someone trips and does that stumbling run to try and regain their balance but eventually landing in a heap.
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8 minutes ago, deadasdillinger said:
On behalf of everyone at Kilmarnock Football Club, can I apologise for finally making The Rangers concede a penalty, then instantly conceding and ruining any humour to be taken from it.
Very sorry.
Apology accepted, to be fair Ibrox isn't really a place you associate with humour.
Thought we played ok in spells today just a couple of individual errors cost us, the break definitely coming at the right time for us a lot of our team are running on fumes.
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Release the audio
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Bob's little smile when Paul started looking through the calendar had me in stitches.
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Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:
No prob with a bit of bias, but way too much absolute shite from him today, had to put the sound down.
I have to listen to him every week! But as I said, today wasn't his worst, in fact I only shouted "f**kin shut it Barnes" a handful of times today, a 5/10 on the Stevie ktid Barnes is annoying scale.
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Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:
A special GIRFUY to Barnes and his idiot sidekick, never heard so much biased slavering pish in my entire life.
Thank you.
Believe it or not he was actually quite restrained today, a 5/10 on the Barnes slavering scale.
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2 minutes ago, Rizzo said:
That Merle shepherd type deffo sees you as his/her biscuit-bitch.
I'm absolutely fine with that as Louie is such a lovely dog.
The main culprit is Truman ( front middle) she see's me from the other side of the park, runs about 50 metres then crosses a little bridge barking all the way and meets me to claim her treats, we then walk back her owner, dogs eh
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6 minutes ago, Empty It said:
That wee begging b*****d will never not be cute.
He'd be even cuter if he'd stop taking a shit in my bike basket as we head to the park
to be fair after his hernia operation and being on anti inflammatory medication for a recurring paw issue he doesn't have as much control of his back end.
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I've gained a reputation as the cookie guy with the other dogs in the park, I was only walking my little mate Max today but the usual suspects came running for treats as soon as they saw me.
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Super Killie away
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1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said:
Not an exhaustive list, but a selection of upstanding members of the P&B community.
@Richey Edwards love ya mate
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7 minutes ago, Brother Blades said:
^^^ Doesn’t play for Motherwell
Too good for them even though I recently turned 50.
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For me it's the first one after playing football on a Thursday evening, tastes even better if we've won.
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8 minutes ago, deadasdillinger said:
Funny game football, a good 20 minutes can be enough to win you a game. I thought we were spectacular for 20-30 minutes and after that took our foot off their throat. For most of the first half it was probably fair enough as they didn't threaten to do anything with it. In the second I thought it started backfiring on us and just allowed them to grow back in to the game and get a goal. They could and should have had a second, too.
Danny Armstrong simply can't stay a Killie player for much longer. He's too consistently good. Game after game teams are putting a couple of guys round him and he beats them with a consistency and flair that you don't often see in this league. Expecting a bidding war and hope we hold steady and let the price rise.
David Watson's finish, actually can't wait to see that back on Sportscene and then again on the cameras Killie have behind the goals for their social media stuff. His second wondergoal in as many weeks. At 18, it's clear the boy is going to go on to have a superb career.
Delighted for Watkins, a player I really like. Thought he took his goal brilliantly.
After that it became a scrap, which was probably to be expected with the managers involved and the weather being what it was.
I'm keen to see the yellow card back as it seemed very obvious to me that Vassell got there first, the keeper knew that so attacked him with no intent to win the ball, and in doing so denied Vassell either shooting in to an empty net from the wide angle, or squaring it for a tap in. I'd love Beaton to explain why that's only a yellow?
Similarly, not sure why they won their free kick outside our box, so hope to see a replay that clears that up.
An excellent 3 points that moves us clear of the excellent, wonderful, sensational St Mirren in their absolute best season ever...
Regarding the free kick, I might be getting incidents mixed up though but it hit an arm when the St Johnstone player crossed it.
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Merry Christmas,
Kind regards
Monty
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The Traitors (includes spoilers)
in TV and Film Forum
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Called it.
Fantastic television, I've only watched this season and when my girlfriend was explaining it to me before the first episode I was thinking "this sounds sh*t" glad to be proved wrong, might even start listening to the gf more often.