Skinheed

That bit where Moses the vampire begat Goliath on a big boat would make a good film.

You saw through my disguise?? Anyway, you know I'm right, right?

Shite.

Ah sevco, whatever happened to them?

Conspiracy theorists are usually funny. Absolutely nothing wrong with the persons in that group, have a drink and rid yerselves of the paranoia..

Too risky for the players, has to be long shooty.

Wait a minute, I'm a Dickhead and haven't moved over the door.

Bet ye they don't.

Don't think Airdrie have any rivals.

£51? What about parking fees, pies, crisps and a drink or two? Some fan you are, don't be so miserable ya tight git.

Oh the Germans came over And they horsed us 3 - 1. And they tried to destroy us And they horsed us 3 - 1

No.

A Scotland strip needs no stripes, hoops nor black squiggly lines. It is dark blue with the badge on, simple.

Shite.

Shite.

Is Stevie "nothin but a useless f*****n" yet? Shouldn't be too long.

Changed days at Tynecastle eh? They used to make a noise in the old place. Anyway, a good day and night out, am sure the home fans enjoyed it too.

1400 eh? Does that include the Airdrie fans?

The guy behind the linesman is my brother in law from Perth, so he's also my uncle.

Used to be Airdrie songs that upset folk, now it's their flags? As for the league, Airdrie's poor run continuing against the welly wearing thugs desperate to please the 24,000 travelling Fearties and if there's no money in the kitty for January then they can only hope the others continue to be as bad!

Can someone at the Rangers please send a memo to the players to stop blessing themselves when they're on the telly, they're all at it and it offends my protestant eyes. Oh, and can I just say the acceptance of all religions now at their new club is commendable, obviously the Croatian flag would never have appeared at the old British, brogues and handshakes club.

I reckon they should just play Hutton and ask Peterhead if they fancy a game of long shooty.

Seems the lino was correct.

From where I'm sitting the whole ball didn't seem to have crossed the line.