Hauzen

I'd bought the wee man a junior top from JD the other week, ordered an adult size M from dhgate as well for him to try and it came today - a noticeably different shade of blue and the yellow is a bit duller when compared side by side, but a reasonable effort for £9 that will be fine for kicking about in this summer.

Not part of the report but there's a clip that contrasts that brilliantly- where most of the squad wheel away to celebrate when they won the shootout, you can see Harry McGuire immediately move across and shake hands with the Coventry players. As maligned as he is at United, I thought that showed a real degree of class and self awareness of just now much they'd got away with it.

RIP football. f**k what they've done to the game.

Sexy.

Hopefully not the only penalties that City face this year..

This is embarrassingly negative stuff from Madrid. Parking the bus to the max.

Baws.

Bye bye Barclays.

Aye he's being an utter dick right now. "Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny... Kenny, Kenny" "Do you want to let me speak" x8

Don't ever give up the fraudulent baldness.

I'm an EK fan and I don't like him. Hoping he gets EK promoted this season and then moves on to another project swiftly after.