picked up the bairn from school on thursday, he told us that he'd been learning about dragons that day.
the wife turned to me and asked - "did dragons ever really exist? obviously they couldn't fly, but, like, fire breathing ones?"
another time, we sat down to watch some champions league game. during the build up to the game i went to the toilet, when i came back down there was a minutes silence taking place. I asked her who the silence was for and she replied
" dunno, turn up the volume and find out"
loads more that i canny mind just now.