Granny Danger

Still can't believe how many people are posting on the SPL forum. f**k all is happening. Roll on the start of the season.

And this is mine so I get the last word and you lose. Loser.

Try to keep up. Roll on sausage is a roll with sausages in it. It's something that people say as a matter of course - roll on sausage, Clyde are shite - part of the daily lexicon.

That's not only fucking pathetic it's also fucking pathetic! How do we decide what's right, I know let's Google it. What's the correct religion - Christianity, Islam or Judaism? Well according to Google it's ............... Children of the cyber age are fucking idiots. I was eating roll on sausage before Google was invented.

Sorry I'm confused here. Is a preposition a sort of sausage or a type of roll. Or is it like tomato sause or mustard (no wait that's a condiment).

Now you are taking the piss.

Entering this discussion late - but - it is definitely roll on sausage. I have irrefutable proof.

Mine to.

The completely pish threads & posts on the SPL forum during the closed season. Probably not the first person to mention this.

Are you talking about people on the inside lane going straight ahead cutting off people in the outside lane, because that really does my head in? It may be ageist and sexist but they're usually old women. BTW there is a tendancy in Dundee to call roundabouts circles!

How come I can copy and paste text from a post on my work computer but not on my home one? Is it to do with the version of windows?

Can get you a nice '89 double decker for £7k. (No not the chocolate bar).

My wife got stuck next to one (no I don't mean me) on the Ibiza swine flu flight. Breathalyse all passenger and don't let failed ones board. Edit to add: and don't sell booze on the plane.

Is that an order or a boast?

Want to change that? Edit to add: just beat me to it.

In Spian - georgraphy not yuor strognpiont?

Should it not have its own livery like the 'planes?

It's a bit high. Do they supply a ladder for when you want to photocopy your bum?

Yeah, you can probably go there, drive around for half an hour and not find anything then drive back home. (You know how some places have a real buzz to them, Cumbernauld is not one of them). Edit: cannot spell then.

When I try to do a b followed bracket on P&B posts it comes out like this B). Sometimes I like to make my points in structured formats. This does not help!

A very well considered and well written post and it's difficult to disgree with many of the points. One issue it overlooks, however, is how little control fans at any club have over the workings of that club. We all support the clubs owners and directors when things are going well (and criticise them when their going badly) but rarely can we influence them. I know if Dundee City Council had of offered to build us a new stadium in the past I would have welcomed it and probably not thought to much about any future repercussions. Also most football clubs are parasites as well as victims of bigger parasites and this has been made far easier by Bosman. I feel angry when Zaluska goes to Celtic for nothing but am delighted when we pick up two quality players from Dundee for a song. For these reasons I feel sorry for Livi fans in the same way I would feel sorry for the fans of any club that is facing extinction.

I have no strong feelings about Livingston FC one way or another, but I will feel really gutted for their fans if the club goes bust. I can only imagine how difficult it must be for any fan to loose his/her team and the fact that this has been hanging around for a while does not make it any easier. Undoubtedly if things do go pear shaped there will be the odd idiot that will gloat but I think the majority of football fans will share my sentiments. Good luck.

Just spilled half a cup of coffee over my mouse. Sweary words.

So if you have to sit behind a desk to earn a (barely) living wage as opposed to standing on a production line to earn a (barely) living wage you are no longer working class? Thanks I now understand this. PS the class system has everything to do with income. It suits the politicians, particularly on the right (and I include New Labour in this) to convince people they are no longer working class.

Hoped that my thinly disguised plea for help would have elicited sympathy/empathy/offer of free shag from some lithesome P&B'r (preferably female) to help me rediscover my libido. Instead the most discussed topic is pregnancy sex. Obviously sex has changed from the last time I had it.