Granny Danger

Normally I couldn’t give a shit about this fixture but I want Falkirk to win preferably with an offside goal.

Boris Johnson’s popularity is plummeting right across the board. Mogg’s popularity also tanking now. Hopefully Johnson’s inability to get what he wants will have a spectacularly awful impact on him. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-popularity-conservatives-leadership-sink-low-speech-may-brexit-plan-a8586606.html

Said like the drunk at the bar who has split up with his partner and is now sharing a bed sit with two other guys.

It’s hilarious when a day with no cabinet resignations is portrayed as a good day for the Prime Minister.

So Fluffy is shite at his job. Hands up if you're surprised. Anyone?

Yeasterday evening I googled the distance from the earth to the sun after telling my 7 year old granddaughter that a person could not fly there in their lifetime. I was totally wrong. I then told her the old joke that it would be too hot to fly there unless you went at night. She didn't quite get it.

I’m not sure what the current educational thinking is, but back when I was at school I remember being told we should respect people’s religion/faith. I never remember being told why we should do so. Sadly I was to young and naive to ask.

Those who make the greatest play of wearing poppies to honour the dead are also those most likely to support military incursions. I prefer a wee bit of this if I need reminded of the horror and futility of war.

Schrodingers Cake? Show off.

Just watched the highlights. There were Arabs on here just a couple of weeks ago saying we should bin McMullan!

Is the local baker a Christian?

Don’t tell me what I can put on my poppy.

I’ve ordered my rainbow coloured poppy with ‘all soldiers are gay’ printed on it from out our local Christian poppy makers.

He may be an arse now but this is funny. ALL cakes are gay. That’s something the homophobes have to live with.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italy-ethnic-shop-opening-hours-immigrants-matteo-salvini-racism-open-a8584846.html%3famp I think this is a different issue to tax dodging multi nationals.