Jacksgranda

My memory isn't as good as it used to be. Who are you?

Your English teacher's.

Tell him keeping quiet is the new talking.

It would probably have you racing to the toilet...

We'll just have to disagree about Allardyce, then. It's all speculation anyway (about where Everton would be if he hadn't been sacked).

So much handier than the ones with the handle on the top.

Publike esque, imho

Is that a scouse measure?

Funnily enough I wakened before 5 this morning, lay and read for a while, thought I might drift off again, but realised I'd be better off going for a piddle, and just decided to stay up. Also posting gibberish comes naturally to me.

I was a bit wary of ordering that when I first arrived on these shores...

Linfield go top after beating Cliftonville 1-0 at Windsor, Coleraine drop more points as they fight back to draw 2-2 with Glentoran at the Showgrounds, and Ballymena come good as they win 1-0 at Seaview. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50688045 Carrickwin again beating Institute 3-0 at Taylor's Avenue, Dungannon get a much needed win, 3-1 at home to Warrenpoint, and Glenavon flop again, 1-3 to Larne. In the Championship Portadown beat Ards , to leave them 6 points clear of Ballinamallard.

I think I'll stick with what I've got, thanks all the same. (I'd only be a disappointment anyway).

I just do. Anyway, what are you doing up at this time of the morning?

I take the labels off ours, too, but I refrain from putting the cans in the dishwasher. Probably because we haven't got one.